South Carolina Gamecocks - College Newspaper Captures Euphoria Of Historic Upset With Headline Alluding To Masturbation

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By Dom Cosentino Apr 20, 2012 10:15 AM

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College Newspaper Captures Euphoria Of Historic Upset With Headline Alluding To Masturbation

College Newspaper Captures Euphoria Of Historic Upset With Headline Alluding To Masturbation Division II Francis Marion University (S.C.) knocked off defending Division I national champ South Carolina in a baseball game on April 11. FMU's student paper is a weekly, and even though the edition chronicling the big win wasn't published until this week, the upset was still enough to merit front-page, above-the-fold treatment. Readers can really feel the excitement.

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