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Alabama Fax Machine Replaces Memphis Door As Inanimate Symbol Of Existential Dread

On this National Signing Day, Alabama is offering a live video feed of a fax machine. The machine periodically spits out a piece of paper. A name goes up on a board. Nothing to be done. [CBSSports.com, via Bourbon Boys]

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