What you missed after being arrested for having Wii in your pants ...
• NBA: Celtics stubbornly refuse to give up plan to win all home games, lose all on the road. Boston 88, Detroit 79.
• NFL: No salary cap in 2010? What could possibly go wrong?
• MLB: Now that Lacckkkkey's, back in toowwwwnnn ... look out ole Lackey's back! Angels 3, Blue Jays 1.