Batman v Superman is coming out soon, and the man in charge of this fiasco was also the architect of arguably the worst sex scene in movie history. But what makes a sex scene terrible, apart from the tragic decision to include a Leonard Cohen song? And can a sex scene ever REALLY be bad so long as it has boobs and butts in it, and so long as you’re not watching it with your old man? That’s the subject of this week’s Deadcast.

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But that’s not all! We also talk about Kobe Bryant’s ELITENESS, the poor fucking Lions, and lots of other crap. (Marchman reads a Morrissey-written sex scene out loud!) If you have anything you’d like to hear discussed on the podcast, just send it in to tips@deadspin.com with the subject line DEADCAST. You can listen to the show here or download it over at the iTunes store.

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