There's a perfectly good reason why Brian Urlacher is dressed the way he is, talking about the Bears-Packers game for all the marbles tomorrow, but it's more fun to pretend he turned into the Scarlet Pimpernel upon retiring.

Watch the whole interview, where Urlacher says he won't be watching because he'll be on a golf course somewhere, right here.

h/t Mike

Urlacher Doesn't Plan to Watch Bears Versus Packers [NBC Chicago]