Eastern Michigan lost 65-0 a couple of weeks ago, but their current entanglement threatens to wipe even that massacre off the books. Sparty is skewering them, 49-0 at the half. Maybe the stats tell the story better than the score. Note Michigan State's total yards, 320 times greater than Eastern Michigan's total.

And if the stats don't properly convey what's happening, here's a suplex.

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[Stats: ESPN.com]