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			<title><![CDATA[Adrian Peterson Had The Saddest New Year's Party]]></title>
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				Here's the Vikings running back, taking his cup of kindness and forgetting old acquaintance, by which I mean his ACL, MCL, and his medial and lateral menisci. [<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/AdrianPeterson/status/153677338754818048">@AdrianPeterson</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5872415/adrian-peterson-had-the-saddest-new-years-party" title="Click here to read more about Adrian Peterson Had The Saddest New Year's Party">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Jan 2012 10:33:17 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Adrian Peterson Is Enjoying A Favre-Less Camp]]></title>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://www.sportsradiointerviews.com">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5834490/adrian-peterson-is-enjoying-a-favre+less-camp" title="Click here to read more about Adrian Peterson Is Enjoying A Favre-Less Camp">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:00:26 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[When You Wear A Self-Sexually Suggestive Hockey Sweater, People Make Assumptions]]></title>
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				 <em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5734097/when-you-wear-a-self+sexually-suggestive-hockey-sweater-people-make-assumptions" title="Click here to read more about When You Wear A Self-Sexually Suggestive Hockey Sweater, People Make Assumptions">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 15 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Adrian Peterson's Fumbles Caused By French Fry Grease?]]></title>
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				An anonymous reader sent us this <em>very interesting</em> photo of Adrian Peterson eating what appears to be a very slippery lunch of seafood and chips....just hours before he dropped the football three times in Sunday's NFC Championship game.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5456684/adrian-petersons-fumbles-caused-by-french-fry-grease" title="Click here to read more about Adrian Peterson's Fumbles Caused By French Fry Grease?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:30:21 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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				In sports, everyone is a winner&mdash;some people just win better than others. Like Oregon's <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #legarretteblount" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #legarretteblount" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/legarretteblount/">LeGarrette Blount</a> (not pictured) who only played two games this season, but left his mark on both. And on a couple of faces.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5418845/last-nights-winner-legarrette-blount" title="Click here to read more about Last Night's Winner: LeGarrette Blount">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:30:52 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #adrianpeterson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #adrianpeterson" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/adrianpeterson/">Adrian Peterson</a> was ticketed for doing 109 in a who-cares-how-many mph zone. But a police spokesperson took pains to assure the press that the traffic stop was "very routine." This is the world we live in now. [<a href="http://www.twincities.com/ci_13918479">Pioneer Press</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5418529/our-nations-athletes-traffic-violations-are-no-longer-below+the+fold-news" title="Click here to read more about Our Nation's Athletes' Traffic Violations Are No Longer Below-The-Fold News">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:45:45 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:00:57 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: _xQF2XDsswg --><!-- /videoId: _xQF2XDsswg --><I>Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season.  Find more of his stuff at his <A href= http://twitter.com/drewmagary>Twitter feed.</a></I>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5366406/purple-jesus-is-gonna-break-his-fcking-neck--jamboroo-week-3" title="Click here to read more about Purple Jesus Is Gonna Break His F*cking Neck.  Jamboroo, Week 3">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:20:44 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Sure, we don't know our football all that well. But that's actually part of the reason we feel pretty justified calling bullshit on Tom Curran's list of "<a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32611068/ns/sports-nfl/">Five Players Ready to Become NFL Superstars</a>."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5360858/adrian-peterwho" title="Click here to read more about Adrian Peterwho?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:30:42 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ADRIAN PETERSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ADRIAN PETERSON" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/adrian-peterson/">Adrian Peterson</a> pops up in a photo gallery on <a href="http://www.gobblercountry.com/2009/8/24/999193/ladies-and-gentlemen-adrian">Gobbler Country </a>and shows the world that he can also be cruel to animals. Beware the crazed duck lovers converging upon Minnesota to display their outrage. [<a href="http://www.gobblercountry.com/2009/8/24/999193/ladies-and-gentlemen-adrian">GC</a> via <a href="http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/31178/adrian_peterson_is_your_no._1_overall_pick_in_fantasy_duck_hunt#page_break">SB</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5344323/best-running-back-on-the-planet-shows-off-quzzical-dead-duck-face" title="Click here to read more about Best Running Back On The Planet Shows Off Quzzical Dead Duck Face">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:24:14 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Like many a local celebrity before him, Adrian Peterson was given the honor kicking off the Minnesota Wild game last night with their traditional chant of "Let's Play Hockey." That didn't work out so well.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5204259/adrian-peterson-does-not-get-hockey" title="Click here to read more about Adrian Peterson Does Not Get Hockey">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This just in: <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ADRIAN PETERSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ADRIAN PETERSON" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/adrian-peterson/">Adrian Peterson</a> is not donating $150,000 to save the North Iowa Area Community <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COLLEGE FOOTBALL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COLLEGE FOOTBALL" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/college-football/">College football</a> program, as was reported on Friday. Also, there is no Batman. Sorry everyone.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5180732/adrian-peterson-will-not-save-your-community-college-football-program" title="Click here to read more about Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Far be it from us to impugn the reputation of a team that has won five in a row and looks, on paper, to be one of the hottest teams in the NFL, but ... heavens to Betsy, if that's what a playoff team looks like, sheesh, when's baseball season?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/335144/purple-jesus-and-his-pop-warner-buddies" title="Click here to read more about Purple Jesus And His Pop Warner Buddies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:40:27 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<i>With the 7th pick of the NFL Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select Adrian Peterson, RB, Oklahoma.  Mike Tanier of <a href="http://footballoutsiders.com/">Football Outsiders</a> tells you all about it.</i>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/256137/the-vikings-take-adrian-peterson-and-on-time-too" title="Click here to read more about The Vikings Take Adrian Peterson, And On Time, Too!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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