Staying In Is the New Going Out

Sure, it's nice to get out of the house once in a while, but that new bodega/speakeasy/ Off-Track Betting parlor that everyone has been raving about is two train transfers and a walk down Sketchy Lane away. [Deadspin]

Thanks to all who participated in the live chat with Steven S. DeKnight, Executive Producer, Writer and Creator of Spartacus: Vengeance — the very bloody and partially-clothed series that is premiering tonight on Starz. Tune in to witness, among other things, the Spartacus-led gladiator... [Deadspin]

Steven S. DeKnight, the Executive Producer, Writer and Creator of Spartacus: Vengeance, the gloriously gory and steamy series about gladiators, slave rebellions, and bored Roman widows, is here with us now to answer your questions. [Deadspin]

That's not him up there, obviously. (He's right down there.) His name is Steven S. DeKnight and he's the Executive Producer, Writer and Creator of the Starz original series about gladiators, blood, slave rebellions, and bored Roman widows Spartacus, and he's decided it's a good idea to answer your... [Deadspin]

The last time we saw the likes of nauseatingly perfect male specimen Don Draper (way back in October 2010), he was gripping (groping?) his new fiancée, hot-secretary-with-maternal-instincts Megan. [Deadspin]

At first it started gradually: a conference call here, an office memo there. Before long, you were booking client meetings after the 18th hole and catching the red-eye back to the East Coast. [Deadspin]

Imagine being in this position: You're a general manager for a sort of suck-tastic baseball team, with no money, one star player and thousands of fans criticizing your every move. [Deadspin]

Tagging people in Facebook photos makes for superhappyfuntimes. But using your tagging powers to bestow an honor such as the one Deadpsin is posing via the Patrón IF Tag site is way more fun than your basic photo tag. [Deadspin]

Yeah, yeah, buying gifts is a pain. But you're an adult human person and there are certain things that are expected of you, for instance, bringing gifts to a holiday event centered around gift-giving. [Deadspin]

You know that old beat-up messenger bag that you've been toting around since college? The one that screams, "I can't remember where I left my pants"? [Deadspin]

Driving an all-new, redesigned 2012 Beetle around is akin to, say, walking your neighbor's Yorkie, or signing up for a ballet class. You are going to get attention from women. [Deadspin]

If you see a dude in a all-new redesigned 2012 VW Beetle stopped at a traffic light, idling at a parking meter, or waiting for someone in a parking lot, and his hand is sticking out of the driver's side window, open-palmed, give him a little slap. [Deadspin]

What do you do when Union soldiers kill your wife? Naturally, you focus every ion of your being on hunting them down and killing them. That's exactly what prompts former Confederate soldier Cullen Bohannon to take up a little side-work building the first transcontinental railroad. [Deadspin]

Like the unholy, reanimated body of a lost loved one, the season two premiere of The Walking Dead is lurking just around the corner, ready to strike panic in your heart—and possibly rip your throat out. Last season on AMC's award-winning show, fans followed former cop Rick Grimes as he... [Deadspin]

Well gang, it's been fun, but all games must end eventually. So welcome to the very last round of Would You Rather—brought to you by the folks at State Farm. [Deadspin]

Pile on in gang, because this week we have another little game for you. Playing is easy, but the stakes are high, so welcome to another round of Would You Rather—brought to you by the folks at State Farm. [Deadspin]

Pile on in gang, because this week we have another little game for you. Playing is easy, but the stakes are high, so welcome to another round of Would You Rather—brought to you by the folks at State Farm. [Deadspin]

Remember the good ol' days of being snuggled up in your pillow fort with a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book gripped tightly between your fingers, thinking to yourself, "Holy cr@p! [Deadspin]

Myq: That's how funny guys spell "Mike." And headliner of the Deadspin Comedy Show, Myq Kaplan, the only funny Mike/Myq on the planet, spun out a profanity-peppered, witticism-laced set on Monday night. [Deadspin]

You've been salivating for more from the Deadspin Comedy Show held this past Monday, so here you go, you ravenous comedy aficionados. Above you can view the comedic stylings of: Jimmy Failla, who mediates on being a failure/NYC cab driver Cory Kahaney, who retells the story of how she found out... [Deadspin]

Well that was fun(ny). Comedy Week was officially kicked off on Monday night at NYC's Gotham Comedy Club with a hilarious spectacle known to all as the Deadspin Comedy Show (sponsored by the enthusiastic Jim Beam Devil's Cut). [Deadspin]

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Deadspin Comedy Week is nigh, and we have managed to wrangle several actually working comedians to perform for you (and us) at Gotham Comedy Club on 23rd Street in Manhattan on Monday night at 8:30 PM. [Deadspin]

Hey! Next week is Deadspin Comedy Week. Funny stuff will be posted. In honor of this, and with the help of Jim Beam Devil's Cut, a roster of professional comedians has been curated. [Deadspin]