On the wide spectrum of people running face first into walls, Bryce Harper's crash the other night probably fell somewhere between Gus Frerotte and Larry, Curly, and Moe Howard. Harper is an enormously entertaining player who will do many amazing, effortful things in what we hope will be a very long career. That misplay in Dodger Stadium was not one of them. It was painful slapstick, no matter how hard Harper tried to dress it up afterward as the unfortunate byproduct of Bump Baileyish hustle. A blooper. That's all it was. Clown spatial awareness, bro.
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