Cristiano Ronaldo is, quite deservedly, an icon in his hometown of Funchal, Madeira, Portugal—so much so that he has a museum dedicated in his honor. This weekend, Ronaldo was on hand to witness the unveiling of a new statue made in his image. What can we say? The statue is sporting a huge erection.
The image above, um, emphasizes the view of the most noteworthy aspect of Bronze Ronaldo, but here's the uncropped version:
His son was in attendance as well during the ceremony:
We hope one of Ronaldo's more mischievous relatives knelt beside Lil' Ronny, tussled his hair, and said, "See that up there? That's where you came from!"
While the face doesn't look too much like the man in question, Ronaldo looks pretty happy that they went ahead with a flattering representation of his favorite body part. Now Ronaldo can use his dick, stare at it, and eat it, too.