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			<title><![CDATA[A Wonderful New Holiday Tradition: One-Handed Beer Football]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: pPwZFOXkEcE --><!-- /videoId: pPwZFOXkEcE --> Remember <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTmy8ec0Dfo">the Bud Bowl?</a> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/PBR-Football/170484786311273">The PBR Bowl</a> is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5864510/a-wonderful-new-holiday-tradition-one+handed-beer-football" title="Click here to read more about A Wonderful New Holiday Tradition: One-Handed Beer Football">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 Dec 2011 11:10:47 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Vontae Davis Was Benched Because He Showed Up To Practice Reeking Of Booze]]></title>
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				Because EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING in sports right now, this one has kind of passed under the radar. It shouldn't. When an NFL team finally gets its first win, and does it without its starting cornerback because said cornerback had a really wicked hangover, it is time for celebration. Break out the champagne.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5857178/vontae-davis-was-benched-because-he-showed-up-to-practice-reeking-of-booze" title="Click here to read more about Vontae Davis Was Benched Because He Showed Up To Practice Reeking Of Booze">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Nov 2011 16:05:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Joe Torre Says The Baseball Season Is Too Damn Long To Ask Players Not To Drink Through It]]></title>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://www.sportsradiointerviews.com">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Torre steps back from policing beer in the clubhouse.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5853278/joe-torre-says-the-baseball-season-is-too-damn-long-to-ask-players-not-to-drink-through-it" title="Click here to read more about Joe Torre Says The Baseball Season Is Too Damn Long To Ask Players Not To Drink Through It">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Deadspin I-Team: Ron MacLean's Shirtless Beer Guitar]]></title>
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				There's<a href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2011/09/fpvm.jpg"> a photo </a>of <i>Hockey Night In Canada</i> host Ron MacLean making the rounds on Twitter and HFBoards, and the hockey community is split on its legitimacy. (The awesomeness community is unanimous on its awesomeness.) Unusually for something like this, there's no backstory for the photo or even consensus on where it originated. We're completely at a loss.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5843923/deadspin-i+team-ron-macleans-shirtless-beer-guitar" title="Click here to read more about Deadspin I-Team: Ron MacLean's Shirtless Beer Guitar">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Sep 2011 14:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tom Brady Wants Patriots Fans To Get Rowdy, &quot;Lubed Up&quot; On Sunday]]></title>
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				 Sunday's 4:15 p.m. game at Gillette Stadium is a big one for the home side. With the San Diego Chargers coming to town to face Tom Brady and the Patriots, the predictable "potential AFC Championship Game" angle is a repetitive inevitability.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5840511/tom-brady-wants-you-patriots-fans-to-get-lubed-up-and-rowdy-on-sunday" title="Click here to read more about Tom Brady Wants Patriots Fans To Get Rowdy, &quot;Lubed Up&quot; On Sunday">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Sep 2011 00:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We thought we'd never again hear the name of Curt Leskanic, who had all the stuff of a journeyman pitcher despite spending seven years in Colorado. He racked up a DUI this weekend near his Orlando home, but even this might not have put him on our radar if not for the fact that <a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-former-baseball-player-dui-20110914,0,5838430.story">he was almost more alcohol than man.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5840274/curt-leskanic-had-a-ridiculously-high-breathalyzer-score-during-his-dui" title="Click here to read more about Curt Leskanic Had A Ridiculously High Breathalyzer Score During His DUI">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: DPF8s4-qn4g --><!-- /videoId: DPF8s4-qn4g --> Returning from a commercial break, FOX announcer Chris Myers believed his mic was off when he thanks an unknown individual and then specified "bourbon on the rocks." In-game drink order? Post-game plans? What he drank six of last night and that's why he threw up on broadcast partner Tim Ryan's shoes? The world may never know. But let's just assume in-game drink order.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5839266/chris-myers-needed-a-bourbon-on-the-rocks-to-get-through-lionsbuccaneers" title="Click here to read more about Chris Myers Needed A Bourbon On The Rocks To Get Through Lions/Buccaneers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We saw Twitter buzz about this last night, but this morning a tipster who shall remain nameless ("College football fans are crazy. I don't need people tracking down my Facebook account or anything.") sent along two screengrabs of Wisconsin offensive coordinator Paul Chryst appearing to spit tobacco and sip a beer-colored drink. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5836945/is-this-wisconsin-oc-paul-chryst-drinking-and-dipping-his-way-through-a-51-point-outburst" title="Click here to read more about Is This Wisconsin OC Paul Chryst Drinking And Dipping His Way Through A 51 Point Outburst?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The DEA says Dr. David Chao wrote himself illegal prescriptions more than a hundred times between 2008 and 2010. The California state medical board says he's an alcoholic and needs psychiatric help. Four former football players have sued Chao for malpractice, claiming he ended or shortened their careers.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5835403/the-medical-board-says-david-chao-is-a-drunk-former-patients-say-hes-a-quack-why-is-he-an-nfl-team-doctor" title="Click here to read more about The Medical Board Says David Chao Is A Drunk. Former Patients Say He's A Quack. Why Is He An NFL Team Doctor?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Aug 2011 15:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Even without mixed drinks, it sends mixed signals. A year ago, Leyritz was found <a href="http://deadspin.com/5695143/jim-leyritz-found-not-guilty-of-felony-manslaughter-guilty-of-misdemeanor-dui">innocent of felony manslaughter, but guilty of DUI</a> in a 2007 crash.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5833601/the-newark-bears-will-celebrate-jim-leyritz-night-with-a-2000-madd-donation-and-a-beer-pong-tournament" title="Click here to read more about The Newark Bears Will Celebrate Jim Leyritz Night With A $2,000 M.A.D.D. Donation And A Beer Pong Tournament">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There are very good arguments to be made on both sides of Jim Riggleman's stunning resignation from the Nationals yesterday. You could say that he's earned a contract extension, and you'd be right. You could say that he signed a contract and he should honor it, and you'd be right.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5815180/jim-riggleman-partied-away-his-sorrows-last-night" title="Click here to read more about Jim Riggleman Partied Away His Sorrows Last Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/868 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/868 --> London's network of surveillance cameras finally pays off, with this stitched-together journey of one gentleman's trip home <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3624317/Drunks-amazing-tumble-on-CCTV-after-Savoy-awards-bash.html">after being kicked out of a big celebrity get-together.</a> [via <a href="http://www.bobsblitz.com/2011/06/greatest-drunk-fall-walk-bleed-ever.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheNjFrogman+%28Bob%27s+Blitz%29">Bob's Blitz</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5810050/watch-this-drunk-guy-stumble-home" title="Click here to read more about Watch This Drunk Guy Stumble Home">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Here's <a href="http://www.stumptownfooty.com/2011/5/31/2198991/sensationalist-sports-site-deadspin-attemptstimbers-army">Stumptown Footy's full post</a>. To which we say: <i>dude</i>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5807214/hungover-portlanders-rise-from-their-organic-granola-to-respond-to-us" title="Click here to read more about Hungover Portlanders Rise From Their Organic Granola To Respond To Us">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The surest sign that it was a good idea to give Portland an MLS franchise: their fans already have a collective drinking problem. The supporters group is turning teetotaler to keep from embarrassing itself again.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5806938/portland-fans-are-too-hung-over-to-cheer-properly" title="Click here to read more about Portland Fans Are Too Hung Over To Cheer Properly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Kids! Don't drive drunk. Also don't drink underage. These are valuable messages, and what better way to get the message across than the two things today's youths love more than anything: <em>Archie Comics</em> and Jason Witten.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5785521/cartoon-jason-witten-says-dont-drink-and-drive-do-read-archie" title="Click here to read more about Cartoon Jason Witten Says Don't Drink And Drive, Do Read Archie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Mar 2011 19:30:16 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A new study shows that eight percent of sports fans are legally drunk when they leave the game. This comes as a great disappointment to public safety officials, as well as beer distributors. Just eight percent?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5737805/sports-fans-are-all-a-bunch-of-drunks" title="Click here to read more about Sports Fans Are All A Bunch Of Drunks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5926989">Yao Ming, on his latest injury setback:</a><em> "I haven't died. Right now I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken. What were you expecting, a funeral?"</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5714638/yao-ming-is-currently-drinking-beer-and-eating-fried-chicken" title="Click here to read more about Yao Ming Is Currently Drinking Beer And Eating Fried Chicken">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				How many Minnesotans are wondering if they can just cancel the season now? Monday's game at TCF Bank Stadium will be "first-come, first-serve" and there will be no alcohol sold. Also, terrible football. [<a href="http://www.twincities.com/ci_16876352?nclick_check=1">Pioneer Press</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5714332/vikings-fans-enjoy-joe-webb-no-guaranteed-seating-and-no-booze" title="Click here to read more about Vikings Fans: Enjoy Joe Webb, No Guaranteed Seating, And No Booze">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 This image, a screen-grab of veteran character actor Tommy Flanagan enjoying a Jameson booze box during this week's season finale of <em>Sons of Anarchy</em> is <a href="http://www.brandchannel.com/home/post/2010/12/02/Viewers-Gang-Up-On-Fake-Sons-of-Anarachy-Product-Placement.aspx">causing a relative stir</a>, in part because such a booze box cannot be purchased.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5704540/unfortunately-jameson-does-not-come-in-juice-box-form-yet" title="Click here to read more about Unfortunately, Jameson Does Not Come In Juice Box Form. Yet.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Pat McAfee did his part to show the world that punters can party and do stupid things just as well as real football players. Or <a href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jeff-reed/">kickers, I suppose.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5668746/colts-punter-gets-drunk-goes-for-swim" title="Click here to read more about Colts Punter Gets Drunk, Goes For Swim">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				And you thought you'd heard the last of Sara Saco-Vertiz, she of <a href="http://deadspin.com/tag/bowyble/">the Foul Ball Couple that captured America's hearts</a> for a few brief weeks back in the summer of '10. She's back, drinking underage at Universal Studios Orlando.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5662031/foul-ball-girl-runs-afoul-of-the-law" title="Click here to read more about Foul Ball Girl Runs Afoul Of The Law">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5651995/dan-gilbert-is-out-of-the-font-closet-and-proud" title="Click here to read more about Dan Gilbert Is Out Of The Font Closet, And Proud">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				What happens <strike>if</strike> when the Rangers clinch the AL West? <em>"I'm going to have goggles on, duct tape over the mouth and either a wetsuit or raincoat...I don't want to send the wrong message to people who might see pictures."</em> [<a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/baseball/rangers/stories/091210dnsporangspotlight.2a50f73.html">DMN</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5636978/josh-hamilton-is-wary-of-victory-champagne" title="Click here to read more about Josh Hamilton Is Wary Of Victory Champagne">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Extra innings on a brutally humid Philadelphia afternoon isn't easy to sit through. One tyke with a bright future discovered how Daddy makes it through the day, and why Daddy is mean to Mommy sometimes. [via <a href="http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/anybody-wanna-see-a-little-kid-drinking-beer-at-citizens-bank-park/">The Fightins</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5557185/and-heres-a-little-kid-drinking-beer-at-a-baseball-game" title="Click here to read more about And Here's A Little Kid Drinking Beer At A Baseball Game">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Todd sends in this photo of a "drunk guy" having problems with the trough at Wrigley Field. That level of drunkenness is an accomplishment, considering it was taken before the game started. (Note: don't take photos in a bathroom. Unless it's funny.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5551314/cubs-fan-struggles-with-urinal-fashion" title="Click here to read more about Cubs Fan Struggles With Urinal, Fashion">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Hey yo. Scott Hall (looking great these days, as his mug shot shows) was arrested in a Florida bar for, well, being a drunken belligerent mess.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5545689/barely-hanging-on-wrestler-of-the-week-scott-hall" title="Click here to read more about Barely Hanging On Wrestler Of The Week: Scott Hall">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A Saskatoon youth hockey team is under fire after posting a video showing the mites with open cans and bottles of beer. Little Pelle Lindbergh proceeded to drive his Big Wheel directly into a school. [<a href="http://www.leaderpost.com/entertainment/movie-guide/Atom+aged+hockey+players+pose+with+open+beer/2975088/story.html">Canwest</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5529211/9+year+old-beer+drinking-hockey-players-aka-regular-canadians" title="Click here to read more about 9-Year-Old Beer-Drinking Hockey Players, aka Regular Canadians">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Our good friend SCIENCE! is back, this time with a study that indicates that kids don't emulate or idolize their favorite athletes for their drinking habits. So, Roethlisberger, you're off the hook...oh, right, that other stuff... [<a href="http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/journal/123358202/abstract">Drug And Alcohol Review</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5529176/drink-up-pro-athletes-kids-couldnt-care-less" title="Click here to read more about Drink Up, Pro Athletes: Kids Couldn't Care Less">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				College students drink like no other humans. Hockey players drink like no other athletes. And Boston College's NCAA-winning hockey team? Well, they must drink like champions, because they had a fender bender with mass transit.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5524794/bc-hockey-players-somehow-manage-to-crash-a-trolley" title="Click here to read more about BC Hockey Players Somehow Manage To Crash A Trolley">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Anthony Fera, PSU's sophomore kicker, was cited for underage drinking. His beverage of choice? Cruzan Mango Rum. Easy there, tiger. [<a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10099/1049037-143.stm">Post-Gazette</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5513450/penn-state-kicker-drinks-like-a-sorority-girl" title="Click here to read more about Penn State Kicker Drinks Like A Sorority Girl">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"At the Whopper Bar South Beach, guests can pair a Whopper sandwich with Anheuser-Busch and MillerCoors brews. With fries, the combo will run $7.99." This changes everything. [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35015844/ns/business-local_business/">AP</a>, via <a href="http://twitter.com/jemelehill/status/8097806389">@jemelehill</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5455375/breaking-new-burger-king-in-miami-will-serve-beer" title="Click here to read more about BREAKING: NEW BURGER KING IN MIAMI WILL SERVE BEER">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Even after rehab, Beasley can't stay away from the personal demon that has caused him the most trouble: cameras.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5389438/are-there-any-photos-of-michael-beasley-that-arent-potential-crime-scenes" title="Click here to read more about Are There Any Photos Of Michael Beasley That Aren't Potential Crime Scenes?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Former NBA player Keon Clark: "I never played a game sober, unfortunately." Unfortunately? Try impressive! [<a href="http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2007/12/15/clarks_prison_term_tossed">East Central Illinois News-Gazette</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/334469/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				It's probably not much of a surprise to you that the Germans don't think too highly of our beer.  For some reason, they seem to prefer beers that are actually strong and flavorful.  Unfortunately for them, if they're thirsting for an alcoholic beverage at the World Cup... it's gonna have to be the watered-down American barley water known better as "Budweiser."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/173610/the-international-flavor-of-the-world-cup" title="Click here to read more about The International Flavor Of The World Cup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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