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			<title><![CDATA[Chris Henry Passes Away]]></title>
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				ESPN, AP, and <a href="http://www.wbtv.com/global/story.asp?s=11689306">others</a> are <a href="http://www.ajc.com/sports/police-bengals-henry-dies-243205.html">now reporting</a> that Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver <a href="http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/6765542226">Chris Henry died</a> around 6:30 this morning <a href="http://deadspin.com/5428276/chris-henry-suffers-life+threatening-injuries-in-domestic-disputecar-accident-update">from injuries suffered</a> in a car accident. More soon....				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5428703/chris-henry-passes-away" title="Click here to read more about Chris Henry Passes Away">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:58:05 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 Hey, I bet you didn't see this coming! He's on a plane to St. Paul, Minnesota, as we speak. His own words: "We may know something by dinner." Just in time for you to throw it up! [<a href="http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/53567387.html?elr=KArksi8cyaiU9PmP:QiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiUr">Star-Tribune</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5339924/favre-favre-favre-favre-favre" title="Click here to read more about FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:30:03 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Text From Rangers Presser: Hamilton To Validate Photos...]]></title>
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				Just received this text from reporter at presser. Sheesh. Will update when ready...				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5332984/text-from-rangers-presser-hamilton-to-validate-photos" title="Click here to read more about Text From Rangers Presser: Hamilton To Validate Photos...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 08 Aug 2009 13:43:46 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ERIN ANDREWS HIT BY FOUL BALL GOES TO HOSPITAL WITH CHIN BRUISE (NOT A EUPHEMISM) BUT SHE'S OKAY (UPDATE!)]]></title>
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				Gentlemen, brace yourselves: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/09/erin-andrews-takes-one-on-the-chin/">From TMZ</a>: "Andrews &mdash; who serves as a sideline reporter for ESPN &mdash; was struck in the chin by a foul ball hit by New York Mets player Alex Cora during the 4th inning."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5311131/erin-andrews-hit-by-foul-ball-goes-to-hospital-with-chin-bruise-not-a-euphemism-but-shes-okay-update" title="Click here to read more about ERIN ANDREWS HIT BY FOUL BALL GOES TO HOSPITAL WITH CHIN BRUISE (NOT A EUPHEMISM) BUT SHE'S OKAY (UPDATE!)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ESPN Ombudsperson Of Significant Interest: Don Ohlmeyer]]></title>
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				The quest to replace ESPN's Le Anne Schreiber as the WWL's  ombudsperson might be near completion if stars align: Venerable sports producer and consummate BSD <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DON OHLMEYER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DON OHLMEYER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/don-ohlmeyer/">Don Ohlmeyer</a> is rumored to be the lead candidate for the position, sourcepersons say.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5291710/espn-ombudsperson-of-significant-interest-don-ohlmeyer" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Ombudsperson Of Significant Interest: Don Ohlmeyer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Manny Ramirez has failed a performance-enhancing drug test and <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-manny-ramirez8-2009may08,0,6324894.story">has been suspended 50 games</a>, effective immediately. Well ... I guess that's everyone! (Lots, lots more to come, obviously.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5244166/manny-ramirez-fails-performance+enhancing-drug-test" title="Click here to read more about Manny Ramirez Fails Performance-Enhancing Drug Test">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 May 2009 11:56:13 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				While ESPN <a href="http://deadspin.com/5216968/its-not-official-until-stephen-a-tweets-it">de-bloats</a>, they wouldn't be the WWL unless they also added a big name. The biggest one so far:  Matt Millen, Ex-Lions GM/Architect of Destruction, will join their Monday Night Countdown on-site team.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5217889/espn-has-found-a-replacement-for-emmitt-smithmatt-millen" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This is sad. Just  hours after he finished pitching six scoreless innings for the Angels last night, the <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/09/angels-starting-pitcher-killed-after-ball-game/">22-year-old pitcher has died</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5205302/angels-pitcher-nick-adenhart-killed-in-auto-accident" title="Click here to read more about Angels Pitcher Nick Adenhart Killed In Auto Accident">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:12:27 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In somewhat of a stunning move in the, wow-that-happened-fast sense, the Denver Broncos have traded Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears for, well &mdash; A LOT.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5196116/chicago-meet-your-new-quarterback-jay-cutler" title="Click here to read more about Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:26:43 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In a game where DeJuan Blair and Pitt oughta be coasting by 30, the adorable Buccaneers from Johnson City, Tennessee are staying with the top-seeded Panthers. 37-37 in the second half. [<a href="http://deadspin.com/5177079/ncaa-tournament-live-blog-1-pittsburgh-vs-16-east-tennessee-state">Pitt-ETSU Live Blog</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5177513/pitt-havin-a-little-trouble-with-east-tennessee-state" title="Click here to read more about Pitt Havin' A Little Trouble With East Tennessee State">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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All told, I'm not quite as sad as Sad Vader here. This seems like the only way it could have happened.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5144135/tonight-we-are-all-buzzsaw" title="Click here to read more about Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Can't say that this isn't a massive disappointment for both Donovan McNabb and my skin, but the scrappy Arizona Cardinals did what the scrappy Arizona Cardinals do, I guess.  So did the Eagles, unfortunately.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5134056/congratulations-buzzsaw" title="Click here to read more about Congratulations, Buzzsaw">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Because I'm the only Arizona fan many people know, I've been asked often to comment on the utter ridiculousness of Glendale hosting the NFC Championship game. For brevity, I've put together a Buzzsaw FAQ.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5129398/the-buzzsaw-that-is-the-arizona-cardinals-faq" title="Click here to read more about The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				So, Knicks center Eddy Curry may have some bigger problems facing him <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/13/sports/basketball/13curry.html?ref=sports">than finding playing time</a>. In a lengthy lawsuit filed in Manhattan federal court by his former chauffeur, David Kuchinsky, we find out that Curry <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/01122009/news/regionalnews/knicks_sex_scandal_shock_149861.htm">may be a super-aggressive anti-Semitic closet homosexual with a penchant for gun play</a>. Whee. Read on.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5129959/eddy-curry-and-the-disturbing-big-gay-sexual-harassment-lawsuit" title="Click here to read more about Eddy Curry And The Disturbing, Big Gay Sexual Harassment Lawsuit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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We congratulate <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BABY MANGINO" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/Baby-Mangino/">Baby Mangino</a> for his convincing victory in the 2008 <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SPORTSHUMAN OF THE YEAR" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/sportshuman-of-the-year/">Sportshuman Of The Year</a> tournament. He is saluted with this rather amazing "One SHOTY Moment" video.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5129512/your-2008-shoty-winner-baby-mangino" title="Click here to read more about Your 2008 SHOTY Winner: Baby Mangino">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Remember that short story from high school English about the hanging soldier who miraculously escapes death? And just as he's seemingly finally escaped back to the waiting arms of his wife, he's cruelly thrust back into the grim reality of the tightening noose?  The narrow escape was only a dream.  I still feel like I might be napping during the Redskins game and I'm going to wake up and the Eagles will still be almost mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5128887/and-somehow-the-philadelphia-eagles-will-meet-the-buzzsaw-in-the-nfc-championship" title="Click here to read more about And, Somehow, The Philadelphia Eagles Will Meet The Buzzsaw In The NFC Championship">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Chuck Klosterman once wrote that the reason soccer was so popular among suburban parents was because the sport allows their coddled, overfed children to run around for two hours without anyone having any idea whether they were playing well or not.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5128480/the-buzzsaw-that-is-the-nfc-championship-game" title="Click here to read more about The Buzzsaw That Is The NFC Championship Game">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As of this typing, the Bissinger-Mangino <a href="http://deadspin.com/5123115/shoty-title-game-buzz-bissinger-vs-baby-mangino?skyline=true&s=x">SHOTY Title Game</A> is tied.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5127370/last-weekend-for-shoty-voting" title="Click here to read more about Last Weekend For SHOTY Voting">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We have reached the SHOTY Final. It's probably the one we should have expected all along.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5123115/shoty-title-game-buzz-bissinger-vs-baby-mangino" title="Click here to read more about SHOTY Title Game: Buzz Bissinger Vs. Baby Mangino">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Starting Monday, Fanhouse will add ex-Chicago Sun-Times columnist and venerable Around The Horn noisemaker Jay Mariotti to its stable of writers. Fun for the whole family.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5122846/meet-your-new-fanhouse-columnist--jay-mariotti" title="Click here to read more about Meet Your New Fanhouse Columnist ... Jay Mariotti">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:00:07 EST]]></pubDate>
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Welcome back, everybody. It's 2009. Crazy. Time to make your voice heard, while you can.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5121947/last-chance-for-shoty-final-four-voting" title="Click here to read more about Last Chance For SHOTY Final Four Voting">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Well, this is...interesting. The police report from Charles Barkley's DUI arrest was released and it is easily one of the most fascinating/disturbing/mind-blowing things you'll ever read.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5121873/charles-barkley-i-was-gonna-drive-around-the-corner-and-get-a-blow-job-" title="Click here to read more about Charles Barkley: &quot;I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. &quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The second Final Four matchup is here; there is no third-place game, because third place games are for losers.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5119590/shoty-final-four-isiah-thomas-vs-baby-mangino" title="Click here to read more about SHOTY Final Four: Isiah Thomas Vs. Baby Mangino">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Welcome back, everybody. Some of you worked last Friday, some of you still aren't back at work today. But whatever, it's SHOTY time, time to wake up, people.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5119570/shoty-final-four-buzz-bissinger-vs-erin-andrews" title="Click here to read more about SHOTY Final Four: Buzz Bissinger Vs. Erin Andrews">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Congratulations to our four finalists in the 2008 Sportshuman of the Year tournament. They've all earned it, in their own way.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5115320/shoty-final-four-is-set" title="Click here to read more about SHOTY Final Four Is Set">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:00:53 EST]]></pubDate>
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It's the battle of people who have yelled at me in public. Woo-hoo! It's just like hanging out with my dad when I was a teenager. Why wasn't my dad nominated?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5109410/shoty-elite-eight-buzz-bissinger-vs-mark-cuban" title="Click here to read more about SHOTY Elite Eight: Buzz Bissinger Vs. Mark Cuban">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:15:12 EST]]></pubDate>
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To be honest, I'm a little surprised by this matchup: Caitlin Davis seemed to have solid upset potential, and Erin Andrews ... well, I guess you can't underestimate the power of the sideboob.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5109408/shoty-elite-eight-chris-cooley-vs-erin-andrews" title="Click here to read more about SHOTY Elite Eight: Chris Cooley Vs. Erin Andrews">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Welcome, everybody, to Elite Eight Week! If we had a cool corporate sponsor who flashed repetitive commercials in between every one of these posts, you'd be hearing that phrase a TON this week. Maybe we could have a late coach give an inspired speech between halves. Alas.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5109403/shoty-elite-eight-chris-berman-vs-baby-mangino" title="Click here to read more about SHOTY Elite Eight: Chris Berman Vs. Baby Mangino">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:30:01 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Oklahoma University sophomore quarterback Sam Bradford was announced as this year's winner of the Heisman Trophy. Commence panty dropping.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5109487/sam-bradford-wins-this-years-heisman" title="Click here to read more about Sam Bradford Wins This Year's Heisman">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:15:51 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Mo Cheeks is out in Philly, sources say. Washington Wizards on line 1. [<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3766766">ESPN</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5109294/76ers-part-ways-with-cheeks" title="Click here to read more about 76ers Part Ways With Cheeks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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OK, the Elite Eight of the 2008 Sportshuman Of The Year tournament begins tomorrow, so I figured it'd probably be wise to give everyone one last opportunity to vote before the polls close.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5106637/last-day-for-first-round-shoty-voting" title="Click here to read more about Last Day For First Round SHOTY Voting">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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