There are bandwagon fans, and then there's this guy. A tipster made us aware of his existence. His rooting interest? All of the teams, everywhere. It's rather impressive, because that's a lot of money to spend on apparel.
Our tipster says Sports Superfan #1 once wrote "Roll Tide" and "War Eagle" on his Facebook on the same day. (My guess was this happened on the day of the Iron Bowl.) Anyway, go sports!
And the cherry on top: