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You were expecting a different picture, weren't you? Louisville had an off-year, and so did the Pac-10; there might as well be two pictures to keep you engaged. Say "Samardo Samuels" thrice into a mirror and comment the results. More »
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Yesterday, a ridiculously predictable press release came in from Spike TV about their "Guys Choice Awards" and one of the categories was for "Sexiest Athlete." Guess who's nominated? More »
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With SHOTY in full swing, the results of In Game Now's "smoking hot pseudo athlete thing", and now the final round of The Big Picture's "Would you do..." Tournament of Champions, it's obviously online voting season for sports blogs. They are down to their final two contestants: The second seed, nubile pole vaulter Allison Stokke is up against AP/Coaches' Poll number one seed, ubiquitous sideline princess, Erin Andrews. Between the two of them, they have probably generated close to 70 kajillion pageviews for sports blogs in 2008. (Baby Mangino was sorely overlooked in this category, in my opinion.) Right now, Andrews has a slight lead but that could change if enough of the future statutory rapist population can band together to give Stokke one final push. Stand up and be counted and/or profiled. ***** TONIGHT: Use this space to follow the Green Bay Packers/New Orleans Saints MNF showdown. Maybe they'll have Michelle Tafoya do a special report about which disgruntled Saints player covered the Tom Benson vehicle in feces. Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin...look at the walking SKEETS. More »
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Once again, University of California pole vaulter Allison Stokke is being hunted by the wandering trolls of the internet, thanks to the emergence of new photos featuring the athletic teenager wearing her required sporting uniform and holding a giant pole .Her dad, the chronically annoyed and litigious Allan Stokke, is most likely taking this latest outbreak with the same degree of fatherly aghast which compelled him to try to figure out some way he could file suit against every single person who used the internet the last time. (It's understandable, but be reasonable, old man.) More »
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Problem: Nasty bloggers are spreading your 18-year-old pole vaulting daughter's picture across the Internets. (They can send all the letters to Ufford they want, but you can still find the picture here and here and about a million other places.) Solution: Scream your lungs out about it on the front page of The Washington Post. More »
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