Here's something you don't see every day: a bases-clearing wild pitch. With the bases loaded for Aramis Ramirez in the top of the third, Rockies starter Christian Friedrich threw a wild pitch that Michael McKenry couldn't handle and one run scored. Then McKenry threw it past Friedrich as he tried to cover home, and another run scored. Then, since the ball rolled all the way to the Brewers dugout, Juan Segura—who began this play on first base—noticed the Rockies weren't nearly bummed out enough and decided, what the hell, might as well make this three.

So, obviously, you Yakety Sax this one, because you have to.