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In August, Amar’e Stoudemire retired from the NBA and signed with Hapoel Jerusalem, an Israeli club he co-owns. “It’s also a spiritual journey as well. The next phase of my career—people have documented my journey with the Holy Land the last six years, the interest in playing in Israel. That dream has come true,’’ he said in his retirement press conference. Aside from pursuing that dream and averaging 5.7 points and 7.0 rebounds a game, he’s also getting up to some quality troll shit.

Despite his advanced age and shredded knees, Amar’e can still posterize someone when he needs to.