It seems amazing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford could continue to shock Canadian journos given that he was caught smoking crack on camera, but he did it again this morning as the red-faced and rotund city chief denied "eating her pussy" in regard to a former staffer.
His defense was true eloquence:
I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home.
He delivered all this information while wearing a Toronto Argonauts jersey. At work. (Stick around for the CP24 reporter's baffled reaction.)