“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle,” Jesus Christ once remarked, “than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” He continued, “But if a soccer man doth line up and crack a sweet shot on goal, and find himself denied by the crossbar, yet resist the weapons of Lucifer as disappointment and bitterness creep into his mind to continue on, to meet the soaring rebound with another, even purer strike that finds the back of the net, well shit, that dude is DEFINITELY going to straight to paradise regardless of what’s in his bank account.”

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Earlier this month, Amir Mohra took up our Lord and savior’s challenge and stamped his ticket to heaven when he improvised the soccer equivalent of the off-the-backboard self-alley-oop in Germany’s amateur eighth tier league. Do what you want from here on out, Mohra, your afterlife is set.

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