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Win The Game, Carl Pavano’s Gonna Fist Your Anus. That’s Just The Way Life Goes.

Win The Game, Carl Pavano's Gonna Fist Your Anus. That's Just The Way Life Goes. Delmon Young's single capped a four-run ninth, and set off a celebration the likes of which his colon had never seen. Also, this is pretty much the perfect metaphor for what Carl Pavano did to the Yankees for four years.

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