Just when this Mitchell Report business had about pummeled us senseless, one brave man marched forward to bring forth laughter once again. And he didn't have to say a word. Sorry, Kosuke Fukudome ... but this guy's name has got you beat. In fact, this just may be the best name ever. Say it with me, everyone, and say it proud ...

I think that it's every UCLA coed's dream to one day be Mrs. Suksomwong. Ladies, ladies, please! No pushing! Sheesh, take a number!

[UCLABand.com, via Dave Barry Blog]