This afternoon, the Texans, who suck, lost to the Jaguars, who suck to some really historic degrees. That has made a lot of people in Houston sad, and apparently introspective. People like Andre Johnson. Here he is talking to a delightfully trolly ESPN reporter:
"We suck," he said, then continued after a pause. "As an offense. That's pretty much it."
Johnson was asked if this is the worst team in the NFL.
"I think our record shows it," he said. "Yeah, if you look at our record, yeah, we're the worst team."
Case Keenum had no touchdowns, and one interception, but it was not returned for a touchdown.