While the whole Andre Smith contract abortion was playing out, we assumed his agent was working the phones nonstop. Instead, he was making embarrassing videos hyping his pool party.

We got this tip from who I can only surmise is a ticked-off rival agent (sample line: "In his free time he enjoys stealing other peoples clients"), but that doesn't discount the size of the petard by which Alvin Keels hoists himself.

Now if "sexy for the women, and swag for the gentlemen" doesn't immediately grab you, watch both parts 1 and 2 for the full lowdown.

My favorite part is when Keels boasts about how exclusive the party is — right before he posts his phone number on the screen, then posts the videos on YouTube.