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			<title><![CDATA[Masters Of Puppets I'm Pulling Your Strings]]></title>
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				Barring a <a href="http://www.masters.com/en_US/scores/index.html?promo=ESPN">miraculous Tiger comeback</a> or something extraordinary like Augusta being overtaken by Somali pirates, you can consider this the last post of the day on Easter Sunday. It's your Easter DUAN.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5208905/masters-of-puppets-im-pulling-your-strings" title="Click here to read more about Masters Of Puppets I'm Pulling Your Strings">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:00:36 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Like most casual golf fans in America, we spent most of the day yesterday away from the television but curious if Tiger Woods was going to win the U.S. Open. A victory by anyone else would elicit a shrug; a victory by Tiger would somehow <EM>matter</eM> more, as if we're enough of an expert in golf to understand what "matters." All majors, to most sports fans, involve either Tiger winning it, or "somebody else."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/269682/its-good-to-have-a-golf-champion-actually-look-like-a-golfer" title="Click here to read more about It's Good To Have A Golf Champion Actually Look Like A Golfer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:00:39 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				If you got points for impressive pars, it would've been Tiger Woods' day ... but the man couldn't squeeze a birdie out of his Sunday round to save his life.  Angel Cabrera, who shot a very impressive 69, is your winner.  Oh well.  I'm sure he has a dad, too.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/269635/ah-screw-birdies" title="Click here to read more about Ah, Screw Birdies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 17 Jun 2007 19:29:13 EDT]]></pubDate>
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