Per Bakersfield Now's report: "I heard a cat cry. It was a weird cry, real loud," neighbor Joe Nuno said. "I smelled cooking. It smelled like some awful meat."

No word on how said meat tasted as fine-diner Jason Wilmert was unavailable for comment.

Suspect held on law that bans eating pets [Bakersfield Now]
Man Who Admitted Eating Cats Is Released From Jail [KERO]

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