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Add the Philadelphia Freedoms professional tennis team to the "Needs to Re-learn How Liam Neeson Reacts to Human Trafficking" list. More »
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When Anna Kournikova came to Washington rocking a diamond as big as the Ritz, a freelance photographer congratulated her with a "Mazel Tov!" Kournikova's response: "I am not Jewish. Can't you see my cross?" Oy vey. [Washington Times] More »
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The New York Post is reporting that former tennis person Anna Kournikova had a drink tossed on her at a Vegas nightclub which resulted in a mild lady-on-lady altercation. More »
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Frank Deford has always been infatuated with vivacious young tennis stars, so it's not surprising he'd offer his take on the recent ITF grunt ban considerations with a creepy I'm-typing-this-pantsless approach. SportressofBlogitude gives the porny rundown on Deford's latest column. More »
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No, no — it's not what you think. She's training to be a Haitian drug mule. More »
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Here's a photo from Down The Line that shows Washington Kastles hard-on Justin Gimbelstob admiring Anna Kournikova's newly-inflated kaploogas at a recent World Team Tennis match in Washington D.C. Gimbelstob, as you may remember, not-so-famously said that Kournikova was a "bitch" and that he "despised her." Now, he's apologized for those comments, but Kournikova still thinks he's a (paraphrasing) classless cock-faced demon. Anyway, that's all for today. Be well tonight, please come back tomorrow for more sportsy-oriented web stuffing. Thank you for continuing to eyeball Deadspin. Gimelstob apologizes, Anna mutters, Saga over [DC Sports Bog] More »
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Jewish tennis fiend Justin Gimelstob caused a stir with his sexist, provocative, "hateful" comments about Anna Kournikova and other plump-chassis'd ladies of the WTA and has apologized. Gimelstob, who was first featured on this site a couple weeks ago after the Mighty Dan Steinberg interviewed the hirsute former yellow ball-whacker, has been hearing it from everyone, including Serena Williams (his teammate on the Washington Kastles) who came to the defense of Kournikova and all ladies who've been terrorized by Gimelstob's mouthiness. More »
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So, in commemoration of Anna Kournikova's recent birthday and the increased popularity and panic over the fist pound/bump/jab, it seems at least somewhat, almost timely to re-post this picture from last April of former President George Bush and lovely Anna fisting each other. More »
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Anna Kournikova is attempting a non-tennis comeback, this time equipped with a revamped website which features a personal blog, "status" updates (latest entry :"Looking forward to tonight, going to the Chanel cruise collection fashion show with my friend." Wee.) and plenty of photos and interactive message boards where you, creepy, leering Anna banana, can chime in and ask her dopey questions. (Last time I checked, Frank DeFord was not on there.Somebody should let him know about this.) More »
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As a young man I once wrote a school newspaper article on everyone's favorite up-and-coming tennis star, Anna Kournikova, for no other reason than because she was the greatest thing to ever happen. Another time my father lamented the fact that I couldn't play in the Little League World Series (age restrictions?) so that they could list my "Fav Athlete" as Anna Kournikova. I'm telling you all this now so you know why I bother posting this story, via Sports by Brooks... More »
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No. 1 most common email we've received today: "Have you seen what's happened to Anna Kournikova?" More »
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