This photo, taken by Reddit user SmoothWay, appears to show a free ticket, face value of $40 or so, for tonight's T-Wolves home opener, if anyone wants it. Does anyone want it? Has it been taken yet? Is there any excitement for a team that has the last two No. 1 picks? Surely someone is at least interested in the visiting Pistons? (The answer to all of these is probably some strong degree of "no.")

Piece of paper's got it right, though: the Wild are crazy fun to watch this year.