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So, several people have asked why I've been silent on Will's announced departure from Deadspin (if my mailman can be considered "several people"). Well, it's simple. I maintain that he's not leaving. You see, it's all an elaborate hoax, perpetrated by the same folks who faked the moon landing and built the animatronic Paris Hilton. Will's not going anywhere. Ask him yourself: He's tied up in my basement. More »
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