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			<title><![CDATA[Peyton Hillis Is Sorry He Crushed The Spirits Of 50 Children On Halloween, But It Wasn't All His Fault]]></title>
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				 Peyton Hillis, the Browns injured running back and Madden cover boy, was supposed to attend a Halloween party for some 50 children from the Cleveland Boys and Girls Club on Monday. But he didn't. And he says it's because <a href="http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2011/11/cleveland_browns_rb_peyton_hil_13.html">he got "misinformation"</a> that resulted in a "miscommunication between me and the management that I had and if I knew the full depths of it, I wouldn't have missed it."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5855788/peyton-hillis-is-sorry-he-crushed-the-spirits-of-50-children-on-halloween-but-it-wasnt-all-his-fault" title="Click here to read more about Peyton Hillis Is Sorry He Crushed The Spirits Of 50 Children On Halloween, But It Wasn't All His Fault">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:35:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Maradona's Totally Sorry About Kicking That Fan In Dubai]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chris Kluwe Conditionally Surrenders No. 5 To New Vikings QB Donovan McNabb]]></title>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for July 30, <a href="http://www.katc.com/news/edwin-edwards-ties-the-knot-for-a-third-time/">the day we're provided with living proof that 32-year-old women are, in fact, into 83-year-old men</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5826116/chris-kluwe-has-conditionally-surrendered-no-5-to-new-vikings-qb-donovan-mcnabb" title="Click here to read more about Chris Kluwe Conditionally Surrenders No. 5 To New Vikings QB Donovan McNabb">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 30 Jul 2011 09:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 May 2011 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Kobe Bryant talks about the gay and lesbian community.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5792220/kobe-is-sorry-but-it-wasnt-a-damn-foul" title="Click here to read more about Kobe Is Sorry, But It Wasn't A Damn Foul">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A day after sending out a letter <a href="http://deadspin.com/#!5786836/purdue-not+so+subtly-blames-cheap-purdue-donors-for-matt-painters-possible-departure">that more or less blamed its boosters for men's basketball coach Matt Painter's meeting with Missouri officials</a>, the Purdue athletic department sent out a hasty (or, as tipster and proud Mackey Challenge donor <a href="http://deadspin.com/people/BigTenObsession/">BigTenObsession</a> calls it, "weaksauce") apology to its mailing list. Senior associate AD Nancy Cross is sorry:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5787297/purdue-is-sorry-they-blamed-cheap-purdue-donors-for-matt-painters-possible-departure" title="Click here to read more about Purdue Is Sorry They Blamed Cheap Purdue Donors For Matt Painter’s Possible Departure">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/547 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/547 --> Today, Lawrence Taylor went on Studio B with Shepard Smith and rambled nonsensically and sometimes offensively about having sex with a 16-year-old prostitute in upstate New York a year ago. He said awful things ("It's the world of prostitution. You never know what you're gonna get, if it's gonna be a pretty girl or an ugly girl."), clueless things ("I'm not saying it's right but it's the oldest profession in the world"), and things that meant nothing ("it is what it is").				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5784623/lawrence-taylor-on-his-prostitutes-i-dont-card-them" title="Click here to read more about Lawrence Taylor On His Prostitutes: &quot;I Don't Card Them&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Mar 2011 19:22:33 EST]]></pubDate>
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				In Nike's<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NTRvlrP2NU"> "Earl and Tiger" commercial</a>, Earl Woods' voice told his son he wanted to know "what your thinking was...what your feelings are, and did you learn anything." In <em>Newsweek</em> today, Tiger tried to provide an answer to that essay prompt.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5692851/single-wiser-more-sexting+savvy-tiger-woods-writes-about-redefining-victory-in-newsweek" title="Click here to read more about Single, Wiser, More Sexting-Savvy Tiger Woods Writes About Redefining Victory In Newsweek">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Earlier, we <a href="http://deadspin.com/5524444/">mentioned</a> former reliever Mike Bacsik's Twitter meltdown, in which he congratulated the "dirty mexicans" of San Antonio on the Spurs' victory yesterday. <a href="http://twitter.com/MikeBacsik/status/12890536221">Here's the apology</a>. Can u forgive him? UPDATE: Bacsik apologizes to his radio station and Jesus, too.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5524813/dumb-honky-apologizes-for-that-dirty-mexicans-stuff-update" title="Click here to read more about Dumb Honky Apologizes For That &quot;Dirty Mexicans&quot; Stuff (UPDATE)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Jerry Jones <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=5095935">took the opportunity</a> at a diabetes fundraiser yesterday to explain away his <a href="http://deadspin.com/5516297/slurring-jerry-jones-bad+mouths-bill-parcells-tim-tebow">sodden musings</a> on Bill Parcells, and somehow he came away sounding a lot sillier than he did last week during cocktail hour at Ocean Prime.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5518757/jerry-jones-clarifies-his-social-moment-explains-that-bill-parcells-is-in-fact-worth-a-shit" title="Click here to read more about Jerry Jones Clarifies His &quot;Social Moment,&quot; Explains That Bill Parcells Is, In Fact, Worth A Shit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:05:46 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Hello. If you haven't heard, I'm the new Deadspintern (feel free to suggest a nickname). I hope you have enjoyed what I've done so far because it's been a real hoot.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5485084/an-intern-introduction-and-a-poop+related-apology" title="Click here to read more about An Intern Introduction And A Poop-Related Apology">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Tiger has issued what his poker-faced web site calls a "<a href="http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/">comment on current events</a>," and in it he apologizes to fans and family for unnamed transgressions, asks for privacy and offers himself up as a martyr of the media age.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5417117/sad-tiger-woods-cops-to-personal-failings-update" title="Click here to read more about Sad Tiger Woods Cops To &quot;Personal Failings&quot; (UPDATE)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Chiefs running back <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #larryjohnson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #larryjohnson" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/larryjohnson/">Larry Johnson</a> is awful sorry he <a href="http://deadspin.com/5390152/larry-johnson-meltdown-arrives-later-than-expected-this-season-update">called you all fags</a>. He should have used a more acceptable term like "monkeybutts" or "dorkweasels" or even "boogermouths." Then maybe his bosses wouldn't have had to put him on suspension.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5391143/larry-johnson-suspended-apologizes-for-the-gay-stuff" title="Click here to read more about Larry Johnson Suspended, Apologizes For The Gay Stuff">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Don't you hate it when someone digs up an <a href="http://deadspin.com/5357994/cris-collinsworth-likes-his-ladies-very-young-and-extremely-stupid">embarrassing, decades-old video</a> of you so the entire world can see what you were like when you were young and stupid? Cris Collinsworth sure does!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5358393/cris-collinsworth-is-sorry" title="Click here to read more about Cris Collinsworth Is Sorry">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"I don't support or condemn homosexuality," Haywood explains agnostically, before diving into the comments and discoursing with the rabble on such matters as race, sexuality, the First Amendment and showering with men. [<a href="http://brendanhaywood.yardbarker.com/blog/BrendanHaywood/My_Apology/1005097">Yardbarker</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5340846/brendan-haywood-apologizes-for-gay+panicky-dig-at-marbury" title="Click here to read more about Brendan Haywood Apologizes For Gay-Panicky Dig At Marbury">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Former White Sox pitcher <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JIM PARQUE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JIM PARQUE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jim-parque/">Jim Parque</a> has a <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/1681419%2CCST-SPT-parque23.article">very lengthy mea culpa</a> in the <em>Chicago Sun-Times</em> today, apologizing to his teammates, family, the entire sporting world, several deities, and his barber, because he took HGH for a month in 2003.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5321245/what-did-jim-parque-do-wrong-again" title="Click here to read more about What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You Cleveland fans are hurt.  Angry.  Confused.  Annoyed.  You need someone to blame for your loss.  Well, will a coerced apology from <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOE POSNANSKI" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOE POSNANSKI" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/joe-posnanski/">Joe Posnanski</a> do?  I think it will.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5274841/joe-posnanski-i-am-the-worst-thing-to-come-out-of-cleveland-since-arsenio-hall" title="Click here to read more about Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Some of them accepted it, but: "Boy, I don't have a problem with anything you did, but at this point can you just shut up..." But! <a href="http://thehappyyoungster.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/51309_miller_park.html">His blog has disappeared</a>. [<a href="http://brewersfandemonium.yuku.com/topic/18836">BrewersFandemonium</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5260959/happy-youngster-attempts-somewhat-sincere-web-apology-to-brewers-fans-as-he-disappears-from-blogosphere" title="Click here to read more about Happy Youngster Attempts Somewhat Sincere Web Apology To Brewers Fans As He Disappears From Blogosphere">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Well, this is exciting. Tennessee Titans quarterback and part-time shirtless dancing zombie has come out and apologized for those photos that <a href="http://deadspin.com/5009331/aint-no-party-like-a-vince-young-party">popped up online last week</a>. Young explained himself to the throngs of Tennessee media after practice on Thursday.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5010765/vince-young-is-doing-it-for-the-kids-you-see" title="Click here to read more about Vince Young Is Doing It For The Kids, You See">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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