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High school kids plus alcohol plus guns plus female applesauce wrestling, all staged in someone's backyard? I see no way this fails to be awesome, and more to the point, can I get directions? Ah, but sadly, my window of opportunity has been slammed shut by the Phoenix police department, who raided the operation on Tuesday and arrested the organizers. And once again our constitutional right to enjoy mashed fruit-related sporting events has been violently trampled. More »
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