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    About Last Night

    By Rick, 8:28 AM on Fri Dec 14 2007, 945 views

    What you missed due to a slight hemorrhoid flareup ...
    • NFL: Hey, the Texans played the Broncos last night. Hey! Hello? Is this thing on?
    • NHL: Luke, I'm your father, eh. Turn to the dark side you hoser. Hemsky, Oilers end Red Wings' win streak, 4-3.
    • Actual headline: "Steroids Report Upstages Golf."

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