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				 Welcome back for day two of the divisional round. As always, make yourselves comfortable down below in the comments.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5876229/your-nfl-playoffs-divisional-round-open-thread-houston-texans-at-baltimore-ravens" title="Click here to read more about Your NFL Playoffs Divisional Round Open Thread: Houston Texans at Baltimore Ravens">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for Jan. 8, the day we learned that <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5873962/amazing-timelapse-of-30+story-building-made-in-only-360-hours">you can get a lot done in 15 days</a>. Image via <a href="http://30fps.mocksession.com/2012/01/08/the-dongfather/">Mocksession</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5874013/charles-barkley-is-the-dongfather" title="Click here to read more about Charles Barkley Is The Dongfather">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 08 Jan 2012 09:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Arian Foster's Touchdown Run Is Just Embarrassing For Chris Crocker]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1937 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1937 --> This twinkle-toed TD from the Houston Texans' Arian Foster made NFL safety Chris Crocker look more like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Crocker">internet celebrity Chris Crocker</a>. Leave Chris Crocker alone! (The Texans won 31-10.) [NBC]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5874014/arian-fosters-touchdown-run-is-just-embarrassing-for-chris-crocker" title="Click here to read more about Arian Foster's Touchdown Run Is Just Embarrassing For Chris Crocker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 07 Jan 2012 19:45:07 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Foster joins <a href="http://deadspin.com/5833538/george-c-scott-cant-stand-colin-cowherd-either?tag=colincowherd">George C. Scott</a> (and, well, "everybody"): "Did you want to be a critic as a child? Or did your dreams die with your humility? RT @ESPN_Colin Hey Arian Foster&mdash;-'We really do care about you as a human too. Um,now about that hammy? &mdash;signed, everybody" [<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/ArianFoster/status/107902300542087170">@ArianFoster</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/ESPN_Colin/status/107892598307434496">@ESPN_Colin</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5835417/arian-foster-cant-stand-colin-cowherd-either" title="Click here to read more about Arian Foster Can't Stand Colin Cowherd, Either">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Aug 2011 13:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Carmichael]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Arian Foster Really Does Not Care About Your Fantasy Team]]></title>
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				Foster, last season's rushing champion, tweaked his left hamstring in last night's 49ers-Texans preseason game. He hurt the same hamstring earlier in camp. He appreciates your concern about his semitendinosus, unless you are concerned simply because of your fantasy team.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5835148/arian-foster-really-does-not-care-about-your-fantasy-team" title="Click here to read more about Arian Foster Really Does Not Care About Your Fantasy Team">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 28 Aug 2011 14:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Houston Texans running back Arian Foster rode a mechanical bull for a Subway-promotion-cum-charity-thing on Thursday. Jared looked on, with some other dude, and perhaps no one else.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5821793/arian-foster-stays-in-shape-by-riding-a-mechanical-bull-while-jared-from-subway-looks-on" title="Click here to read more about Arian Foster Stays In Shape By Riding A Mechanical Bull While Jared From Subway Looks On">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://sportsradiointerviews.com/">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Foster might be the best RB, but isn't paid like it.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5744148/arian-foster-is-humble-but-also-wouldnt-mind-a-giant-new-contract" title="Click here to read more about Arian Foster Is Humble, But Also Wouldn't Mind A Giant New Contract">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				First he discovers (and describes in detail) <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2011/01/in-which-peter-king-learns-of-this-thing-called-a-%E2%80%9Ckeg-stand%E2%80%9D.html">this newfangled drinking game called "keg standing,"</a> or something. Then he makes <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/SI_PeterKing/status/21918437819285504">an unfortunate pun on Arian Foster's name.</a> He's taking this Favre thing hard.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5723615/not-a-great-day-for-peter-king" title="Click here to read more about Not A Great Day For Peter King">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Jan 2011 15:10:15 EST]]></pubDate>
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Sigh. The Vols are in the process of preparing for their road game at Georgia. A game that CBS had the misfortune of selecting. At least Jonathan Crompton isn't starting at quarterback for the Vols. You get the feeling that CBS' Gary Danielson might have refused to call another game quarterbacked by Crompton. Instead the Vols are trotting out their last, best hope for salvaging the season&mdash; red-headed sophomore Nick Stephens. And their leading rusher, Arian Foster, has to have a big game. Something he hasn't done so far this season. How did Foster respond when asked to comment on the upcoming game? He responded in Pterodactyl language. <a href="http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081007/SPORTS0601/810070346/1035&GID=LSYNboMo5MDPPDbmADCqyMEB5xM0Wi+c/J8pSG1NE7M%3D">"Veeeeek! Veeeeek! Veeeeek!" Foster shrieked."</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5060091/tennessees-arian-foster-refuses-interview-requests-unless-you-speak-pterodactyl" title="Click here to read more about Tennessee's Arian Foster Refuses Interview Requests Unless You Speak Pterodactyl">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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I haven't made myself watch the UT-UCLA game yet. It's sitting on my DVR. I put on the pregame last night and heard Rece Davis, Lou Holtz, and Mark May talking about how many times Arian Foster would carry the ball. Holtz and May both predicted he'd get over 150 yards. They were wrong. Arian only got 96 yards. Because he was really ineffective. And by really ineffective I mean averaged 7.4 yards a carry. For some reason he only got 13 carries. But, even still, I've been getting emails asking me about Mike "Britney Spears" Patrick's line that Foster is a philosophy major who planned to open philosophy stores upon his graduation. I didn't believe this happened. Now someone has sent me the <a href="http://bolderlaw.blogspot.com/2008/09/philosophy-store.html">link to the youtube clip</a>. It's here after the jump. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5045570/arian-fosters-philosophy-store-coming-to-a-strip-mall-near-you" title="Click here to read more about Arian Foster's Philosophy Store Coming to a Strip Mall Near You?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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