<![CDATA[Deadspin: Ashley Cole]]>

<![CDATA[Deadspin: Ashley Cole]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Ashley Cole]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/ashley cole http://deadspin.com/tag/ashley cole <![CDATA[Newspaper That Once Libeled British Footballer Now Reports He Shot An Intern]]>

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Has Ashley Cole become to News Of The World what the Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle was to Ralphie? Tempting. Teasing. Irresistible. More »
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For all that is totally brilliant about modern technology, all this advancement has a downside. Notably that it's now damn near impossible to casually steamroller a whole host of women behind Cheryl Cole's back and ever have the whole mess forgotten about. More »
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We're about month away from the start of Soccerpocalypse 2010 and that means it's time for entire nations to start trading highly personal insults. Yes, even attempted seduction of another players ex-wife is fair game here. More »
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After Ashley Cole went down with a broken ankle, all of England's hopes rested on Wayne Bridge. Would he put the personal unpleasantness aside, for queen and country? Hell no. More »
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Michael Bertin writes about soccer regularly for Deadspin. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5062613&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Grand Slam Sunday]]>

Apparently it's like the Super Bowl of soccer on the other side of the pond today. Yeah, news to me too! Dubbed Grand Slam Sunday by the Brits, we just had Liverpool and Manchester United in the first match — final score: Man. U 1-0 — with Arsenal versus Chelsea in the second installment. In fact, that one should be getting under way any minute now. Well, I think so at least. I'm horrible with military time. More »
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