<![CDATA[Deadspin: Assholes]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Assholes]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/assholes http://deadspin.com/tag/assholes <![CDATA[LeBron James Wouldn't Let Walter Iooss Jr., Who Was Photographing Him For Nike, Speak Directly To Him]]> If you get a chance to pick up last week's Sports Illustrated issue without gagging at the cover, it's worth flipping through to Walter Iooss Jr.'s career retrospective. The photographer has been shooting athletes and swimsuit models for SI for 50 years, and it turns out that he's got as many wonderful anecdotes about famous athletes as he does iconic images of them. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5867328&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Austrian Tennis Player Gets Lifetime Ban For Match-Fixing, Being A Huge Dick]]> Daniel "Crazy Dani" Köllerer has been banned from tennis for life and fined $100,000 by the ATP. Harsh. What'd he do? More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5808626&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[We Are All Dave McKenna XXIX]]> Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Snyder's dumbass libel suit is defeated by Charlie Sheen's warlock powers. Our newest entry is from Rolling Stone's human flamethrower, Matt Taibbi, who's been running a humorous thought experiment on his blog called the "Supreme Court of Assholedom." It seems one of the presiding justices is Deadspin's own Drew Magary. (We can only wonder what kind of confirmation process took place.) More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5776901&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Welcome To The Suck]]> So we have Viking fans storming Winter Park. We have ESPN following Brett Favre's black SUV via helicopter. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5340081&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[One Connecticut High School Golf Team Shows Why Everyone On The Planet Hates Them]]> "We were going to have to bag it. It would have been a bummer. I just called my dad. He has a friend who has a couple of puddle-jumper planes." [Greenwich Time] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5258237&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[What's The Best Way To Get Rid Of A Tattoo? Oh, Yeah: OPEN FLAME.]]> As first pointed out by Bloody Elbow — which is an awesome name for a blog, even if it is about ultimate fighting — and brought to our attention today by FanIQ, this is Melvin Costa, an MMA fighter who is also a white supremacist. (That's a Nazi tattoo on his chest. Really.) That is only slightly offset by the tattoo just above his groin, which helpfully states: "I Have A Small Penis." More »
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