At Least Anibal Sanchez Bothered To Cover His MouthS

Actual conversation that took place a few minutes ago here at Deadspin HQ:

Craggs: "We haven't had a post since 12:45?"

Barry: "I've got something about to go up."

Me: "I do, too."

Barry: "I was gonna put mine up right now."

Me: "Oh, go ahead. I've just got a stupid GIF. Anibal Sanchez sneezed into his hat."

The end.

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