What to watch while actually making plans on weekends from here on out...
• 6:00 p.m. — MLB: Boston Red Sox at Los Angeles Angels. Tim Wakefield, it's up to you to prevent your team from getting swept. [whoosh, crack] Really? That's your plan? [ESPN]
• 7:30 p.m. — Movie: Ghostbusters. We came, we saw, we realized nothing else was on. [Spike]
• 9:00 p.m. — ESPY Awards. Who's gonna win? Don't tell me, I haven't left my apartment since Wednesday's taping on the off-chance I accidentally find out. LALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU. [ESPN]