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Help Awful Announcing Decide Who's Just As Awful As Joe Morgan

Emma Carmichael — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 11:05:00 EDT

Awful Announcing will remove Joe Morgan from the Lincoln spot on its Mt. Rushmore of awful announcers. They'll replace him with the readers' choice in a 32-person summer tournament. Today: Reilly-Harrelson and Paige-Bayless. Go forth exercise your right! [Reilly-Harrelson, Paige-Bayless] More »

ESPN Is Coming To You Live From Your Parents' Basement

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:40:47 EDT

This is kind of insane. Today's second installment of ESPN's "Morning Blog Buzz" spelled out for its viewers what the goal of the program is. Brace yourselves. More »

The Earplugs! They Do Nothing!

Rick Chandler — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:00:04 EST

It's the 50 worst announcers in sports today, and I agree with every single name on the list except one. [Yahoo Sports] More »

Introducing The Colt McCoy Face, Week Nine Of The NFL And One Last Message From Chase Utley (NSFW Language)

AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 08:15:02 EST

Awful Announcing's Weekly Media Rundown

AwfulAnnouncing — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:30:14 EDT

Week Eight Of The NFL And The Phils Are One Game Away

AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 08:15:19 EDT

Bill Cosby Would Like to Welcome You to the Weekly Video Rundown

AwfulAnnouncing — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:30:49 EDT

Janikowski Beats The Jets, The Undefeated Titans And Those Amazing Rays

AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 08:15:07 EDT

Stink Goes Off, Bowden's Speeches And The Rays....Wait A Tic....

AwfulAnnouncing — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:15:35 EDT

T.O. Still Loves Pacman, Clinton Got Big Timed By Alexander And The Phillies Celebrate

AwfulAnnouncing — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 08:15:15 EDT

Pacman Out, Roy Williams In And The Rays Win Game Four Of The ALCS

AwfulAnnouncing — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:15:09 EDT

The 'Boys New QB, The Rays And Phils Win Stunners And The Browns Own Eli

AwfulAnnouncing — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:15:06 EDT

Seacrest Likes His Blackberry, The Dodgers Show Some Fight And Week Six In The NFL

AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:15:36 EDT

The Phils Take Game One, Reali On Blogs And You Have The Power To Choose!

AwfulAnnouncing — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:15:05 EDT

Manny Versus McCarver, Pacman In Trouble Again And Brady's Return Set For May

AwfulAnnouncing — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:15:01 EDT

Reilly....Still Not Funny, Stoner On Headers And Wilbon Drinks Too Much

AwfulAnnouncing — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:30:25 EDT

Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a visual rundown of everything you missed from the night before. If there's something sports-related you'd like to see with your coffee, shoot him an e-mail and let him know. More »

You Try To Say "176 Punt Return Yards" 12 Times Per Day And See What Comes Out of Your Mouth

A.J. Daulerio — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:30:42 EDT

Robert Flores, ESPN's live afternoon SportsCenter man, fell victim to the WWL's deadly live television format and stumbled over his words while relaying the Saints/Vikings rundown. (wasn't that bad. Well, he didn't fart. ) Instead of "176 punt return yards" it came out "176 punt retard", which is probably a common mistake when you're trapped in a highlight trance for five hours. Based on his boneheaded performance last night, it's also a fitting nickname for Vikings punter Chris Kluwe. More »

The Rays Knock Out The White Sox, Reggie Bush's Two TDs Mean Nothing And The Red Sox Walk Off LDS Winners

AwfulAnnouncing — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:15:12 EDT

The Dodgers And Phils Clinch, The White Sox And Angels Survive And Week Five Of The NFL

AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:15:10 EDT

Evan Longoria's Busty Friend, Pitt Upsets South Florida And It's Time To Panic Cubs Fans

AwfulAnnouncing — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:15:17 EDT

34 More Days Of Work, Playoff Baseball Is Underway And Manny Is Still Manny

AwfulAnnouncing — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:15:07 EDT

ESPN's "Interactive Tuesday" Is 1,383 People Strong, The Dysfunctional Raiders And The Playoff Bound White Sox

AwfulAnnouncing — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:00:25 EDT

Emmitt Lays Into T.O., Steelers Win In OT And Sexy Rexy Alexi Gives Us One More Game In September

AwfulAnnouncing — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:15:15 EDT

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The Brewers Clinch, Favre Times Six And A Depressing Goodbye To Shea Stadium

AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:15:17 EDT

Kimbo Tries To Kill David Blaine, Plax's Appeal And Mets Fans Take Another Step Closer To The Ledge

AwfulAnnouncing — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:15:36 EDT

NFL News, Vodka Into Urine And The Night In Baseball

AwfulAnnouncing — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:15:15 EDT

Kiffin's Press Conference Gets Shovey, The Chargers Take Out The NY Bretts And The Mets Are At It Again

AwfulAnnouncing — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:15:18 EDT

The U.S. Steals The Ryder Cup, Week Three In The NFL And Goodbye To Yankee Stadium

AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:15:45 EDT

Josh Howard's Cameraman, The Cubs' Magic Number Is Two And WVU Drops Another In Colorado

AwfulAnnouncing — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:15:31 EDT

Who Are You Again?, The Mets Actually Beat The Nats And A-Rod Thinks A-Rod Stunk

AwfulAnnouncing — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:15:00 EDT

McCain On Sports Center, Cooley On PTI And Reilly On Manny

AwfulAnnouncing — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 08:15:15 EDT

Zambrano's No No, The Broncos Get A Gift And More Week Two NFL Highlights

AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:15:36 EDT

Vince Is Fine, UNC Runs Over Rutgers And Marshawn On Marshawn

AwfulAnnouncing — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:15:54 EDT

Jessica Is Running Her Fat Yap Again, The Angels Clinch And The Rays Win Another In Fenway

AwfulAnnouncing — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:15:14 EDT

Greg Oden: Baller, Obama Supporter, Crooner

AwfulAnnouncing — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:50:12 EDT

A Vince Young Update, Rodgers Is (Pause) Phenomenal And The Rays Top The Sox

AwfulAnnouncing — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:15:35 EDT

Belichick Seems Happy, Rodgers Goes Leaping And Ditka Goes Crazy

AwfulAnnouncing — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:15:18 EDT

Schadenfreude Personified

AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:15:52 EDT

The Giants Roll, Tennis Trash Talk And A Message From Doctor Lou

AwfulAnnouncing — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:15:07 EDT

Venus vs. Serena, Lebron's Trick Shots And Replay Confirms Another Meaningless 9th Inning A-Rod Homer

AwfulAnnouncing — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:15:26 EDT