<![CDATA[Deadspin: Awk-ward...]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Awk-ward...]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/awk-ward... http://deadspin.com/tag/awk-ward... <![CDATA[The Bengals Invite Carson Palmer To Retire]]> Back in January, former No. 1 draft pick Carson Palmer informed the Cincinnati Bengals that he would "contemplate retirement" if ownership refused to honor his request for a trade. At a press conference today, Bengals owner Mike Brown invited him to begin his contemplation: More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5824871&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Dumb TV People Interview Thierry Henry, Remind America Why It Can't Have Nice Soccer Things]]> Click to viewThe newly minted New York Red Bull visited the set of Fox 5's morning show, Chirpy Morons Sit on Sofa and Talk About Vitamins, and submitted to a whole host of indignities. Watch, if you can. [MLS Talk, via @GrantWahl] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5592581&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Bob Griese Adds A Little Spice (Probably Cumin) To Ohio State-Minnesota Broadcast]]> You guys have been lighting up the tips box reporting how Bob Griese made a completely ignorant statement regarding Juan Pablo Montoya, and given the amount of people stating they heard it, it has to be true. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5389147&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Kudos To The NBA Draft Seating Arrangement Planner]]> "Rick Pitino eventually sat in his seat while John Calipari... avoided his, which meant no awkward photos, and no opportunity for Kentucky fans to create Photoshops of him putting his feet in Pitino's hair." [SI] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5303223&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[It's Close To Midnight And Hichori Morimoto Is Lurking In The Dark]]> Here is Hichori Morimoto of the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters accepting his Japanese Pacific League Golden Glove award. (Umm... back row, second from the left.) Just a word from the wise, Morimoto: Maybe stick to the performance art stilts and Martian or Conehead costumes. They're much less racisty, you know? More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=334482&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Colleen Bellotti Is In Tents]]> Colleen Bellotti-who may or may not be the First Lady of Oregon football-laid in to the Oregonian's John Canzano at Saturday's game, and she didn't care who was around. Canzano had written some uncomfortable stories regarding Bellotti's son's DUI, which is pretty odd, considering he's also a member of the team. The columnist kept the account out of the print edition (where the old people might see it) and put it straight on the blog. More »
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