We've never been fortunate enough to grab a baseball at a game, but if we did, we suspect we'd jump around and act the fool for whatever camera happened to be within eye's reach. We'd be that excited. One thing you can guarantee, though, is that we'd hang onto the damned ball. Unlike this Red Sox fan at the Patriots Day game yesterday.

This guy embarrassed himself so thoroughly that he now has a site devoted to him, kind of. Whatever scorn this guy receives, he totally deserves.

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