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J.R. Smith’s shirtlessness has inspired takes from everyone in the NBA-adjacent universe, from cranky old former baseball players to every publication on the internet, and today the president of the United States of America weighed in. He ended his congratulatory call with Tyronn Lue with a recommendation that the Cavs stay clothed in future parade scenarios.

When will Obama weigh in on the Serge Ibaka trade? Mr. President, if you’re reading this, a Kinja account is pretty easy to set up, and you’re welcome to bring your NBA takes to Deadspin.