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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2060 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2060 -->  Hey, look! <a href="http://deadspin.com/5878032/bristolmetrics-a-weekly-statistical-breakdown-of-sportscenter">It's hockey on <em>SportsCenter</em></a>!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878914/i-want-barry-melrose-to-shoot-on-me-and-other-highlights-from-linda-cohns-stint-as-a-goaltender" title="Click here to read more about &quot;I Want Barry Melrose To Shoot On Me,&quot; And Other Highlights From Linda Cohn's Stint As A Goaltender">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Timothy Burke]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Barry Melrose Shares The Secret To Smooth Canadian Skin: &quot;Chickenshit&quot;]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: 7c99d8b41d1ce1c2f4 --><!-- /videoId: 7c99d8b41d1ce1c2f4 --> Here's Melrose on ESPN's <em>First Take</em>, explaining how he keeps away the crow's feet. Dana Jacobson later apologized, because god forbid someone say "chickenshit" on a show that's basically the television equivalent of smearing our faces in bird crap. [<a href="http://youbeenblinded.com/barry-melrose-uses-chicken-ship-as-skin-care-product/6175">YouBeenBlinded.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5472997/barry-melrose-shares-the-secret-to-smooth-canadian-skin-chickenshit" title="Click here to read more about Barry Melrose Shares The Secret To Smooth Canadian Skin: &quot;Chickenshit&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:00:33 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tommy Craggs]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Barry Melrose Looks A Little Medium Rare]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 May 2009 08:30:17 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[A.J. Daulerio]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Barry Melrose Is Not A Fan Of Tampa Bay]]></title>
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				Here's something that's been stuck in my craw for a couple of weeks, because I can't quite figure it out. Barry Melrose coached in the NHL for exactly three seasons. In two of them, he missed the playoffs, which was almost impossible in the early '90s NHL. Then he spent <em>13 years</em> riding an ESPN analyst desk, and somehow the Tampa Bay Lightning figured that this was enough to bring him out of retirement and run their team. For 16 games.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5105941/barry-melrose-is-not-a-fan-of-tampa-bay" title="Click here to read more about Barry Melrose Is Not A Fan Of Tampa Bay">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:30:29 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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