While watching yesterday's Cotton Bowl, many of us learned that Baylor defensive end Shawn Oakman is a gigantic person who does not look real. This screengrab might benefit Oakman a bit, but he is still listed at 6-foot-9, 280 pounds. He is a big dude.

Oakman pissed off Michigan State players before the Cotton Bowl by describing Big Ten football as "not interesting." That's a coincidence, because Oakman previously played at Penn State before he was kicked off the team for attempting to steal a hoagie and a juice from a convenience store. It's hard to believe that one sandwich would be enough for that guy.

Oakman seems like a softie at heart, though. Here he is planting a drive-by kiss on teammate Spencer Drango:

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Aw. Oakman claimed he'll stay at Baylor for his senior season, so we'll have to wait one more year to possibly watch this man eat an NFL quarterback on the field.