Jonny Gomes earned a facial hair-fondling on account of his home run last night that proved to be the game-winner. And, really, who on the Red Sox is more befitting of the beard than Gomes? He was likely born bearded.
Here, then, upon request of multiple readers, is last night's hirsute interlude, given the Deadspin Video treatment.
This is a Deadspin Video, in which strange sports moments are slowed down to ridiculous speeds and matched with indie music. This video features "Cut Your Hair" by All Girl Summer Fun Band. See previous episodes here.