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				When former Harrah's Lake Tahoe hostess Andrea McNulty <a href="http://deadspin.com/5878113/ben-roethlisberger-settles-lake-tahoe-rape-suit">settled her sexual assault lawsuit against Ben Roethlisberger</a>, everyone presumed that money changed hands. Both sides were mum, likely bound by a confidentiality agreement, but it seems the NFL is under no such gag order. <a href="http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/01/24/roethlisberger-case-settled-for-less-than-a-game-check/"><i>Pro Football Talk</i> cites a league source that reports the settlement amount was "less than a game check."</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878867/ben-roethlisberger-didnt-pay-much-to-settle-the-lawsuit-against-him" title="Click here to read more about Ben Roethlisberger Didn't Pay Much To Settle The Lawsuit Against Him">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:35:51 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ben Roethlisberger Settles Lake Tahoe Rape Suit]]></title>
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				 The suit, filed by former Harrah's casino host Andrea McNulty, was <a href="http://www.rgj.com/article/20120120/SPORTS12/301200019/Lawsuit-alleging-Lake-Tahoe-rape-against-Steelers-QB-Ben-Roethlisberger-settled">resolved via stipulation by all parties in December</a>. The settlement comes a few months&mdash;which is like, a few hours, in the judicial system&mdash;after the Nevada Supreme Court ruled against the defendants' (including several Harrah's employees) motion to change venue. Predictably, the parties are refusing to comment on whether or not Big Ben paid McNulty to go away.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5878113/ben-roethlisberger-settles-lake-tahoe-rape-suit" title="Click here to read more about Ben Roethlisberger Settles Lake Tahoe Rape Suit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 21 Jan 2012 11:13:28 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 Ben Roethlisberger's gangster-style fedora sent the Internet <a href="http://cincinnati.com/blogs/sports/2012/01/08/twitterverse-reacts-to-roethlisbergers-hat/">spinning to make a clever comment</a> after he wore it to the post-game press conference of the Steelers' playoff loss to the Broncos, but we're more interested in what the future might be for a man who visits such a haberdashery. Here's some speculation about how what's next for Big Ben. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5874213/how-will-ben-roethlisberger-spend-the-offseason/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about How Will Ben Roethlisberger Spend The Offseason?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with <a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/sports_nut/features/2011/nfl_2011/week_15/football_in_the_dark_knight_rises_best_movie_gadget_play_ever_.html">our friends at Slate</a>. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of football watchers discusses the weekend's key plays, coaching decisions, and traumatic brain injuries.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5870419/football-in-the-dark-is-an-illuminating-thing" title="Click here to read more about Football In The Dark Is An Illuminating Thing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1798 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1798 --> The lights went back out in Candlestick with 12:13 left in the first half, leading a fan to conclude the time was ripe to run onto the field. Ben Roethlisberger, meanwhile, lamented James Harrison's suspension&mdash;while Harrison himself <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/jharrison9292/status/148958587656474624">took credit for the outage</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5869562/aw-jeez-the-lights-are-out-at-candlestick-again-a-fan-is-on-the-field-and-big-ben-is-providing-commentary" title="Click here to read more about Aw Jeez, The Lights Are Out At Candlestick Again, A Fan Is On The Field, And Big Ben Is Providing Commentary">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1730 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1730 --> The famously pain-immune Ben Roethlisberger was knocked out of the Steelers-Browns Thursday night game after suffering this second quarter injury that even he couldn't shake off. Pittsburgh backup Charlie Batch entered the game having thrown zero passes on the season and the Steelers didn't activate a third quarterback for the game. Oops. [NFL Network]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5866540/ben-roethlisberger-knocked-out-of-game-with-gruesome-ankle-injury" title="Click here to read more about Ben Roethlisberger Knocked Out Of Game With Gruesome Ankle Injury">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1578 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1578 --> What a play by all involved. Big Ben scrambled and kept the play alive while Mike Wallace followed his quarterback, adjusted his route and made a big play. That only leaves Antonio Brown. OK, so maybe it wasn't a great play by <i>all</i> involved. Come on, Antonio. You looked as lost as Al Michaels sounded. You've got to be more aggressive. What if next time it's a defender that steps in front of you?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5856932/mike-wallace-intercepted-ben-roethlisberger-pass-intended-for-antonio-brown-scored-touchdown" title="Click here to read more about Mike Wallace Intercepted Ben Roethlisberger Pass Intended For Antonio Brown, Scored Touchdown">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A reader named John helpfully screen-grabbed this tweet from ESPN fantasy expert Eric Karabell, which John said had appeared on the ESPN fantasy football page for a bit last night, at least until Karabell saw fit to delete it. Granted, Karabell was just answering a question about going with Vick or Roethlisberger by re-tweeting what his reader actually wrote him, but still.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5837590/espns-fantasy-guru-thinks-rapelisberger-is-worth-having-as-your-qb" title="Click here to read more about ESPN's Fantasy Guru Thinks &quot;Rapelisberger&quot; Is Worth Having As Your QB">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The nuptials have apparently moved from ring-exchange ceremony onto the reception, per the <a href="http://twitter.com/?lang=en&logged_out=1#!/search/bigbenswedding">whole #bigbenswedding extravaganza</a> on Twitter. This picture apparently includes the Roethlisbergers and a <a href="http://twitpic.com/photos/mandisaofficial">friend named Mandisa</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5824133/presenting-your-first-photo-of-mr-and-mrs-ben-roethlisberger" title="Click here to read more about Presenting Your First Photo Of Mr. And Mrs. Ben Roethlisberger">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Last night, Mr. and (soon-to-be) Mrs. Ben Roethlisberger hosted their wedding rehearsal dinner. The groom wore yellow. The bride smiled broadly in photographs that were released to the local paper before this glorious day commenced in Pittsburgh. Here are some fun facts regarding Allegheny County's royal wedding:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5823756/today-is-the-day-that-a-reformed-ben-roethlisberger-makes-a-physicians-assistant-his-bride" title="Click here to read more about Today Is The Day That A Reformed Ben Roethlisberger Makes A Physician's Assistant His Bride">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				On Saturday, Big Ben settles down and becomes a one-woman man. The ceremony will be held in front of hundreds of the couple's closest friends (they will be checking IDs, so don't try anything funny or Benjamin Braddock-y) at Roethlisberger's church in suburban Pittsburgh. If you know anyone who lives in the area, you might want to tell them to stay inside and possibly board up their windows in case of any bachelor party shenanigans &mdash; although, as an alternative, the church's young adult fellowship is having <a href="http://www.ccgf.org/thirdmotion">a guys' night out to see <i>Captain America</i> on Friday.</a> [<a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11198/1161019-66.stm">Pittsburgh Post-Gazette</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5822232/we-hope-everyone-is-prepared-for-the-roethlisberger-wedding" title="Click here to read more about We Hope Everyone Is Prepared For The Roethlisberger Wedding">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Whoever is running the Twitter account for Ben Roethlisberger's website has hereby declared that "This is NOT his personal account." However, that didn't stop website namesake's teammate Hines Ward from wishing a "Happy Father's Day to all" on it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5813383/oh-look-ben-roethlisberger-really-isnt-on-twitter-after-all" title="Click here to read more about Ben Roethlisberger Really Isn't On Twitter After All">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 If you have a spare moment and a Twitter account, now's the time to offer a heartfelt welcome to <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/NZbeFree/status/81938410914324480">new</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/SBJLizMullen">celebrity (but not yet verified</a>) Tweeter Ben Roethlisberger. He's <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/_bigben7">@_bigben7</a>. Be nice to him. Or be forcibly mean to him. Either way, he totally asked for it posing with those dogs and smiling like that. (H/T Negativo)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5813314/ben-roethlisberger-apparently-joined-twitter-last-night-a-move-that-can-only-end-well" title="Click here to read more about Ben Roethlisberger Apparently Joined Twitter Last Night, A Move That Can Only End Well">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Herremans, who tweet-farted a few months ago when he complained about <em>True Blood</em>'s sneaky "<a href="http://www.wheresweems.com/?p=3862">barrage of homosexuality</a>", set himself up for another apology pretty <a href="http://www.wheresweems.com/?p=7511">soon with this one</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5790037/eagles-lineman-todd-herremans-says-what-everyone-thinks-about-roethlisbergers-religious-beliefs" title="Click here to read more about Eagles Lineman Todd Herremans Tweets What Everyone Thinks About Roethlisberger's Religious Beliefs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for Feb. 27, <a href="http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/entertainment/116478348.html">the day that Earth's show-business sect finally recognizes all that Queen Amidala of Naboo has done for them, and for all the rebellion</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5771372/rip-hamilton-yelled-at-coach-john-kuester-so-hard-the-younger-pistons-were-mortified" title="Click here to read more about Rip Hamilton Yelled At Coach John Kuester So Hard The Younger Pistons Were Mortified">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://yfrog.com/h3qfsij">This photo</a> is of Big Ben at a restaurant, posing for a picture with a fan. Maybe he had a drink or two with dinner. If ESPN's previous mini-circus was any judge, expect them to go with wall-to-wall coverage on this one.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5751871/leave-ben-roethlisberger-alone" title="Click here to read more about Leave Ben Roethlisberger Alone">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Feb 2011 13:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				I'm sure there's no way <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/early-lead/2011/02/super_bowl_media_day_live_pitt.html">this quote</a>, about being an underdog, will ever be taken out of context. Like we just did, for example.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5749310/big-ben-uses-an-unfortunate-turn-of-phrase" title="Click here to read more about Big Ben Uses An Unfortunate Turn Of Phrase">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Our friends at The Good Men Project <a href="http://goodmenproject.com/sports-2/top-10-good-guys-in-sports/">have compiled a list of the top 10 good guys in sports</a>. This is not that list.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5748972/the-worst-men-in-sports" title="Click here to read more about The Worst Men In Sports">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In today's first Dallas press conference, Roethlisberger effectively dodged questions that required any "reflecting," and did his very best to charm the pants off the assembled media. Have you ever seen a more pleasant human? It only seems <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1169185/index.htm">a <em>little bit</em> unnatural</a>!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5748227/45-seconds-of-ben-roethlisberger-trying-to-charm-the-pants-off-everyone" title="Click here to read more about 45 Seconds Of Ben Roethlisberger Trying To Charm The Pants Off Everyone">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Great news: Milledgeville, Ga. has gotten over all those pesky Ben Roethlisberger allegations, or so reports the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/21/AR2011012106465.html">Washington Post</a>. In fact, if it was a race to forget, the town may have beaten the quarterback.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5740522/milledgeville-suppresses-its-roethlisberger-memories" title="Click here to read more about Milledgeville Suppresses Its Roethlisberger Memories">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A friend sent me <a href="http://www.someecards.com/sports-cards/pittsburgh-steelers-quarterback-and-rapist-ben-roethlisberger-faces-the-new-york-jets">an e-card this week</a>. It's a woman spraying a can of Mace into the air, and the caption reads, "I can't wait to see what strategic defense the Jets use against a gigantic rapist."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5739780/why-no-one-remembers-the-mark-sanchez-rape-case" title="Click here to read more about Why No One Remembers The Mark Sanchez Rape Case">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				With news that Ben Roethlisberger is engaged, no one is more excited about the fact than the <em>New Castle (PA) News</em>. Join us on a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure of blindly navigating <a href="http://www.ncnewsonline.com/">a small-town paper trumpeting their biggest scoop ever.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5725708/big-ben-engagement-confirmed-by-impressively-labyrinthine-newspaper-site/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Big Ben Engagement Confirmed By Impressively Labyrinthine Newspaper Site">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There are rumors that <a href="http://burgh.us/q3">Ben Roethlisberger got engaged over Christmas.</a> Oh, I see how it is. Mike Vick can't have a dog, but Big Ben can have a woman?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5724704/big-ben-reportedly-engaged-to-human-female" title="Click here to read more about Big Ben Reportedly Engaged To Human Female">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5707874/coach-who-hoped-for-butt+whupping-declares-loss-his-careers-biggest-butt+whupping" title="Click here to read more about Coach Who Hoped For Butt-Whupping Declares Loss His Career's Biggest Butt-Whupping">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				On Sunday, Raiders defensive lineman Richard Seymour was ejected for punching Ben Roethlisberger in the face. Today, the NFL announced his punishment: no suspension, but a $25,000 fine. <a href="http://deadspin.com/5668979/james-harrison-threatens-to-quit-football-if-he-cant-continue-hurting-people">He has not yet threatened retirement</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5696857/richard-seymour-is-fined-25000-for-sundays-sucker+punch" title="Click here to read more about Richard Seymour Fined $25,000 For Sunday's Sucker-Punch">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Enjoy it while you can, party people.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5695624/heres-video-of-richard-seymour-punching-ben-roethlisberger-in-the-face" title="Click here to read more about Here's Video Of Richard Seymour Punching Ben Roethlisberger In The Face">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: L4qmmsi4PJY --><!-- /videoId: L4qmmsi4PJY --> Okay, maybe "Ben Roethliscock" is an unfortunate mental contraction of "Roethlisberger," "called" and "gut check." Still Bruschi was talking about inches and penetration before throwing it to the beleaguered Ms. McKendry.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5679462/dong+obsessed-blog-hears-dong-mentioned-on-sportscenter" title="Click here to read more about Dong-Obsessed Blog Hears Dong Mentioned On SportsCenter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dong-Obsessed Americans Are Seeing Dongs On San Francisco's World Series Champion Hats]]></title>
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				The dong patrol has spoken, and they have seen the dong. Sorry, Commissioner Selig. There's no recalling this one.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5679107/dong+obsessed-americans-are-seeing-dongs-on-san-franciscos-world-series-champion-hats" title="Click here to read more about Dong-Obsessed Americans Are Seeing Dongs On San Francisco's World Series Champion Hats">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Nov 2010 23:55:34 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mike Tomlin: Roethlisberger Is Going To Get Back To His Business]]></title>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Steelers coach Mike Tomlin.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5659454/mike-tomlin-roethlisberger-is-going-to-get-back-to-his-business" title="Click here to read more about Mike Tomlin: Roethlisberger Is Going To Get Back To His Business">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Oct 2010 18:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The One Revealing Ben Roethlisberger's Awful Pick-Up Line]]></title>
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				 <em>Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. If you're new, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5095595/deadspin-deleted-scenes">read this to figure out what we do here</a>. If not, well, let's get down to business. </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5653380/the-one-revealing-ben-roethlisbergers-awful-pick+up-line" title="Click here to read more about The One Revealing Ben Roethlisberger's Awful Pick-Up Line">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Roethlisbergerfreude Reaches Its Hilarious Apex]]></title>
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				 Reader Mike sent this in today and honestly, what's not to like about anthropomorphic toys acting like their real-world counterparts? Photoshop job or no Photoshop job, the answer is nothing.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5643010/roethlisbergerfreude-reaches-its-hilarious-apex" title="Click here to read more about Roethlisbergerfreude Reaches Its Hilarious Apex">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Sep 2010 14:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Thursday, Sharpe's girlfriend took out a restraining order against him. Sunday, he was on our TVs. This wouldn't be an issue, if not for Warren Sapp going through similar events last year, and being immediately reprimanded.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5637783/is-cbs-letting-shannon-sharpes-domestic-violence-case-slide" title="Click here to read more about Is CBS Letting Shannon Sharpe's Domestic Violence Case Slide?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Sep 2010 13:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5632693/milwaukee-fans-are-surprise-surprise-drunk-and-disorderly" title="Click here to read more about Milwaukee Fans Are, Surprise Surprise, Drunk And Disorderly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As expected, the NFL <a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2010/09/nfl-sets-ben-roethlisbergers-suspension-at-four-games/1">reduced Ben Roethlisberger's suspension to 4 games.</a> Darn. Mike Wise <a href="http://deadspin.com/5625678/washington-post-editor-none-too-happy-with-mike-wises-roethlisberger-stunt">was only off by 1.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5629531/big-ben-to-miss-just-four-games" title="Click here to read more about Big Ben To Miss Just Four Games">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:40:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Wise <a href="http://deadspin.com/5625614/columnist-starts-rumor-that-no-one-believes-in-effort-to-prove-people-will-believe-anything">made up some news this morning</a>. Just hours later he bragged about how he can get people to print anything, and how he increased his Twitter followers. His bosses sent out a little note, warning him to cut that shit out.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5625678/washington-post-editor-none-too-happy-with-mike-wises-roethlisberger-stunt" title="Click here to read more about Washington Post Editor None Too Happy With Mike Wise's Roethlisberger Stunt">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:05:46 EDT]]></pubDate>
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