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Escaping Ben Terry’s Grasp Is Harder Than You Think

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Oregon State defensive end Ben Terry has a little something extra up his sleeve this season. Two something extras actually. And they aren't up his sleeves, they're in this gloves. There's something unusual about this picture, but I can't put my finger on it. No running back is out of his reach. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty, but it just takes him a little longer.

Geez, do I have to spell it out for you. HE HAS 12 FINGERS! And he has full use of all of them. Ben Terry is basically an X-Man. I would be freaked out if it wasn't so awesome. Thanks, Mom and Dad, for making me so boring!

A firm grip [Corvallis Gazette-Times]

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Wednesday. Grab hold and don't let go.

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