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About Last Night …

What you missed while welcoming your new flea overlords
• MLB: Vlad Guerrero wins home run derby, although all the baseballs remained as dry as your grandpappy's scalp.
• Cycling: After his win in second stage of Tour de France, there will be a rush of parents naming their babies Gert.
• Soccer: MĂ©xico juega bien para derrotar Paraguay 6-0.

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