Bernie Kosar Refused A Sobriety Test Because His Offensive Line Sucked

More details have emerged about former Browns quarterback Bernie Kosar's DUI arrest from this past weekend, and most of them are depressing. One of them, however, demonstrates that despite his problems, Kosar's sense of humor is still intact.

From Cleveland.com:

The officer asked Kosar if he had any problems that would prevent him from standing on one leg or walking and turning, and Kosar said he's had several surgeries on his knees and ankles because his line couldn't block, the report said.

Shitfaced Bernie Kosar explaining that he is unable to take a field sobriety test because his offensive lineman couldn't block anyone is perhaps the most Cleveland thing to ever happen.

[Cleveland]