Your day will be instantly brightened if you just assume that Ron Boone answers all questions with "Bill Russell."

What is today's date?

"Bill Russell."

Who was the first President of the United States?

"Bill Russell."

In the event you forget your password, please choose a security question.

[selects "What is your mother's maiden name?"]

[spelling out while typing] "B-i-l-l R-u-s-s-e-l-l"

Favorite character in Shawshank?

"Bill Russell."

Favorite pot-smoking, verbose Deadhead?

"Bill Russell."

h/t Bill Russell Michael