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By Timothy Burke Dec 26, 2011 9:01 PM

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ESPN’s Monday Night Football Intro Featured Betty White Talking About How Hot Matt Ryan Is

ESPN's Monday Night Football Intro Featured Betty White Talking About How Hot Matt Ryan Is ESPN's been slowing scraping the bottom of the barrel since jettisoning Hank Williams, Jr., and this holiday-themed Betty White intro was less funny than weird. What, the usual New Orleans staples of zydeco and Cafe Du Monde weren't available?

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