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			<title><![CDATA[The  2012 NFL Hall Of Fame Class Has Been Announced]]></title>
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				 <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/AdamSchefter/status/165933942552268800">As per Adam Schefter</a>, the honorees are Jack Butler, Dermontti Dawson, Chris Doleman, Cortez Kennedy, Curtis Martin and Willie Roaf. No Bill Parcells and no wide receivers.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5882336/the--2012-nfl-hall-of-fame-class-has-been-announced" title="Click here to read more about The  2012 NFL Hall Of Fame Class Has Been Announced">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:19:25 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jerry Jones Clarifies His &quot;Social Moment,&quot; Explains That Bill Parcells Is, In Fact, Worth A Shit]]></title>
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				Jerry Jones <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=5095935">took the opportunity</a> at a diabetes fundraiser yesterday to explain away his <a href="http://deadspin.com/5516297/slurring-jerry-jones-bad+mouths-bill-parcells-tim-tebow">sodden musings</a> on Bill Parcells, and somehow he came away sounding a lot sillier than he did last week during cocktail hour at Ocean Prime.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5518757/jerry-jones-clarifies-his-social-moment-explains-that-bill-parcells-is-in-fact-worth-a-shit" title="Click here to read more about Jerry Jones Clarifies His &quot;Social Moment,&quot; Explains That Bill Parcells Is, In Fact, Worth A Shit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:05:46 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: ZchxsiD-krM --><!-- /videoId: ZchxsiD-krM --> A source sends along this video of a seemingly inebriated Jerry Jones waxing off about Tim Tebow ("he'd never get on the field"), Bill Parcells ("not worth a shit"), and how he got his stadium. Read the rough transcript after the jump.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5516297/slurring-jerry-jones-bad+mouths-bill-parcells-tim-tebow" title="Click here to read more about Slurring Jerry Jones Bad-Mouths Bill Parcells, Tim Tebow">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:45:21 EDT]]></pubDate>
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We do not claim to be experts in the field of NFL general management, but we'd have to think when your team just went 1-15, and Bill Parcells just became your new boss, <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/football/pro/dolphins/sfl-103cameronfired,0,3224398.story?coll=sofla_tab01_layout">you're not long for this world</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/339971/shall-we-ever-see-the-likes-of-cam-again" title="Click here to read more about Shall We Ever See The Likes Of Cam Again?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Honestly, no one should ever, ever listen to anything Bill Parcells says, to anyone. [<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3161733">ESPN</A>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/335886/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				It has been a while since  a sport's biggest stage has been overwhelmed with something as tedious as a potential coaching change. The most famous example, of course, was when Bill Parcells had his one foot out the door while supposedly preparing his New England Patriots in the Super Bowl. We never felt he took as big a hit to his reputation as he probably deserved for that little stunt.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/247353/as-billy-donovan-turns-" title="Click here to read more about As Billy Donovan Turns ...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As pretty much everybody knew already, Bill Parcells is trading spending his days with Terrell Owens for the chance <a href="http://girlsgonesports.blogspot.com/2007/03/parcells-tits-to-be-back-on-camera.html">to spend them with Chris Berman</A>. We'd call that "a lateral move." Parcells is <a href="http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/sports/16818206.htm">happy to be back in Bristol</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/241036/bristol-tailors-better-start-working-on-his-suits-right-now" title="Click here to read more about Bristol Tailors Better Start Working On His Suits Right Now">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Bobby Knight sure has been chatty since breaking the all-time NCAA men's win mark. Here's his take on the whole Bill Parcells situation in Dallas. Parcells, a longtime friend of Knight's since their coaching days at Army, resigned earlier this week. The reason? <a href="http://media.www.dailytoreador.com/media/storage/paper870/news/2007/01/24/Sports/Parcells.Service.Knight.Delivers.Thoughts.On.Tunas.Retirement-2670390.shtml?sourcedomain=www.dailytoreador.com&MIIHost=media.collegepublisher.com">It's all because of Terrell Owens,</a> of course.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/231352/bobby-knight-unlocks-another-mystery" title="Click here to read more about Bobby Knight Unlocks Another Mystery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:00:34 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://blog.dallascowboys.com/blogs/the_rant/archive/2007/1/22/354505.aspx">The Dallas Cowboys blog</A> just reported the news: Bill Parcells has retired as coach of the Cowboys.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/230442/parcells-says-thatll-be-enough-thank-you" title="Click here to read more about Parcells Says That'll Be Enough, Thank You">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:10:42 EST]]></pubDate>
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				You know, it's funny: The Dallas Cowboys' season appears to be disintegrating, and even though Terrell Owens had to go so far as to try to kill himself to derail the team, he seems to be the least of their problems.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/209692/thatll-be-all-bill" title="Click here to read more about That'll Be All, Bill">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				No one involved wants to comment on it, but the Dallas Cowboys have finally fined Terrell Owens $9,500 for missing a team meeting, missing a rehab session, being late to an offensive meeting, and, according to Bill Parcells "being such a <i>dick</i>."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/196907/the-media-creates-9500-in-fines-for-terrell-owens" title="Click here to read more about The Media Creates $9,500 In Fines For Terrell Owens">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				ESPN's Chris Mortensen reported this morning that Cowboys head coach <a href="http://sports-att.espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=251224029">Bill Parcells is considering retiring</a> at the conclusion of this year.  Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is pushing him to sign an extension, but the death of Parcells' brother a few weeks ago has him thinking retirement, according to Mort.  If Parcells retired and Joe Gibbs retired, Tony Kornheiser just might quit and go into seclusion for a year or two.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/145052/tuna-about-to-spoil" title="Click here to read more about Tuna About To Spoil?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				&#8226; We'll confess, we were actually kind of rooting for the Colts <EM>not</EM> to finish 16-0. Not because we have anything against them &mdash; we don't, save for maybe a suspicion that Edgerrin James did a guest spot on the <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/college-football/the-chickfila-peach-bowl-shuffle-137453.php">seventh floor crew</A> &mdash; but because we will never have faith in Tony Dungy and Peyton Chessning in the postseason, ever. It would be uncomfortable to have a 16-0 team lose in the divisional round game, confusing, really. And we bet that's exactly what the Patriots do to them.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/143880/nfl-roundup-sad-colts-happy-bolts" title="Click here to read more about NFL Roundup: Sad Colts, Happy Bolts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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