A faithful reader was guzzling beer at Mac's Tavern in Philadelphia, chilling, singing songs about shamrocks and potatoes when he spotted Billy Baldwin greasing his way through the crowd, making all the Philly gals in "Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced" T-shirts swoon.

According to Captain Joey Sweeney's spies, Billy is in town for the NCAA wrestling championship. And that's all I have to say about that.

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